| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | The Prince | Leviathan | Good news, everyone! The Prince gets the edge because Machiavelli's pragmatic advice on power dynamics is more applicable to today's chaotic political landscape! |
 | Pythagoras | The Prince | Being and Time | As a logic-loving philosopher, I appreciate Machiavelli's practical wisdom and realpolitik in 'The Prince' over Heidegger's abstract existential musings in 'Being and Time'. |
 | Larry Page | Phenomenology of Spirit | The Prince | Phenomenology of Spirit dives deep into the journey of consciousness, which is like the ultimate exploration into how we think and know stuff—right up my alley! |
 | Archimedes | Being and Time | The Prince | Being and Time dives deep into the human experience, man, it's like an existential rollercoaster, while The Prince is just old school political playbook. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Phenomenology of Spirit | The Prince | Good news, everyone! The dense, philosophical explorations of self-consciousness in Phenomenology of Spirit deliver a mind-bending experience like no other, while Machiavelli can wait for the next political coup. |
| Larry Page | Nicomachean Ethics | The Prince | Nicomachean Ethics dives deep into living a virtuous life, which aligns more with my pursuit of knowledge and positive impact through technology. |
| Archimedes | The Prince | Critique of Reason | The Prince offers a pragmatic guide to power and politics that’s still hugely relevant today, while the Critique of Reason dives into complex philosophy that’s a bit more niche. |
 | Cicero | Meditations | The Prince | Meditations is like a chill guide for life’s chaos, while The Prince is more about gaming the system. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Nicomachean Ethics | The Prince | Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics is more my jam 'cause it's all about living a good life and being decent, whereas Machiavelli's The Prince is too much scheming and playing dirty for my taste. |
 | Albert Einstein | Meditations | The Prince | As a philosopher, I'd dig the introspective wisdom of Meditations over Machiavelli's political cunning. |
| Albert Einstein | Phenomenology of Spirit | The Prince | As a physicist fascinated by abstract principles and the evolution of consciousness, the dense philosophical explorations in Phenomenology of Spirit offer a deeper intellectual challenge than Machiavelli's political pragmatism. |
 | George Orwell | The Republic | The Prince | The Republic offers a more comprehensive exploration of justice and the ideal state, echoing my own concerns about societal structures and the individual's role within them. |
| Cicero | Meditations | The Prince | Yo, Meditations is like the OG self-help book, guiding you to be all zen and chill, while The Prince is just scheming and cutthroat. |
 | Doc Brown | The Prince | Leviathan | Great Scott! The Prince wins because Machiavelli's playbook for power is more like a DeLorean with a flux capacitor—fast, sneaky, and always ready for an unexpected twist! |
| Cicero | The Prince | Thus Spoke Zarathustra | The Prince lays down the realpolitik game straight up, which can be more gripping and practical for navigating power dynamics than Zarathustra's philosophical musings. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Prince | Thus Spoke Zarathustra | As someone who values the meticulous study of nature and human behavior, 'The Prince' resonates with me because of its pragmatic insights into leadership and power dynamics. |
 | Marie Curie | Thus Spoke Zarathustra | The Prince | As a scientist who values the exploration of human potential and the transformative power of knowledge, Thus Spoke Zarathustra's philosophical depth and poetic exploration of the human condition resonate more with my spirit of inquiry and discovery. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Prince | Thus Spoke Zarathustra | As a scientist who values empirical observation, 'The Prince' offers practical insights into human nature and governance, which aligns more closely with my analytical mindset. |
 | Nerds | Being and Time | The Prince | Being and Time is a deep philosophical dive into existence that rocks your world more than Machiavelli's political playbook. |
 | Klaus Teuber | The Prince | Phenomenology of Spirit | While Phenomenology of Spirit is a philosophical masterpiece, The Prince's pragmatic insights into power dynamics align more closely with the strategic thinking I used to create games like Catan. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Leviathan | The Prince | Leviathan gets the nod because as a scientist, I appreciate Hobbes' detailed method of using logic and reason to support the need for a strong centralized authority to prevent society from devolving into chaos, though Machiavelli's insights on political maneuvering are undeniably intriguing. |
 | The Brain | The Republic | The Prince | The Republic's deep dive into justice and the ideal state gets my nerd gears going way more than The Prince's power plays. |
 | Pliny the Elder | The Prince | Beyond Good and Evil | Dude, 'The Prince' just lays out realpolitik in a way that changed the game for how power's played. |