| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Linus Torvalds | Beyond Good and Evil | Being and Time | Beyond Good and Evil gets the nod because Nietzsche shakes things up with his provocative thinking, just like I did with Linux. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Critique of Reason | Being and Time | As a scientist dedicated to empirical evidence and rational thought, I resonate more with the logical rigor of Kant's 'Critique of Reason' over the existential ponderings of Heidegger's 'Being and Time'. |
 | Pythagoras | The Prince | Being and Time | As a logic-loving philosopher, I appreciate Machiavelli's practical wisdom and realpolitik in 'The Prince' over Heidegger's abstract existential musings in 'Being and Time'. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Republic | Being and Time | The Republic resonates more with my quest for understanding ideal forms and the harmony of the universe, which parallels my own pursuits in unlocking the mysteries of nature and technology. |
 | Archimedes | Being and Time | The Prince | Being and Time dives deep into the human experience, man, it's like an existential rollercoaster, while The Prince is just old school political playbook. |
 | Professor Frink | Beyond Good and Evil | Being and Time | Oh, glavin! Beyond Good and Evil is like a rollercoaster ride through Nietzsche's brain, full of zany aphorisms and philosophical fireworks! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Being and Time | Phenomenology of Spirit | Being and Time digs deep into the human experience with a fresh existential vibe that's more relatable and impactful for contemporary readers than Hegel's dense dialectics. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Being and Time | Thus Spoke Zarathustra | Being and Time lays down the serious philosophical groundwork that makes you question existence itself, like strategizing your longest road in Catan. |
| Professor Frink | Being and Time | Thus Spoke Zarathustra | Oh, glavin! Being and Time dives deep into the existential analysis of human existence like a nerdy deep-sea exploration, making it super intriguing for someone who loves complex theories and philosophical puzzles. |
 | Andy Weir | The Republic | Being and Time | The Republic lays down the fundamentals of society and justice in a really engaging way, kinda like world-building for philosophy nerds. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Being and Time | Leviathan | With its labyrinthine exploration of existence and time, Being and Time unpacks human existence in a way that is both profound and disorienting, making it a mind-bender worth the cerebral workout. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Being and Time | Beyond Good and Evil | Being and Time dives deep into the essence of existence, which resonates with my quest for understanding the universe. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Being and Time | Thus Spoke Zarathustra | Being and Time gets the edge because its deep dive into existentialism feels like a mind-bending puzzle that you just can't put down. |
 | Albert Einstein | Thus Spoke Zarathustra | Being and Time | Nietzsche's exploration of existential themes resonates more with my curiosity about the philosophical underpinnings of science and the human condition. |
 | Nerds | Being and Time | The Prince | Being and Time is a deep philosophical dive into existence that rocks your world more than Machiavelli's political playbook. |
 | David Macaulay | Being and Time | Leviathan | Being and Time dives deep into the human condition like no other, while Leviathan is more about power and politics. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Meditations | Being and Time | As a pioneer of wireless communication, I value the introspection and timeless wisdom in Meditations that resonates with the clarity needed for groundbreaking innovation. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Republic | Being and Time | Dude, The Republic is timeless with its deep dive into justice and society—can't beat that classic philosophical powerhouse! |
 | The Brain | Beyond Good and Evil | Being and Time | Beyond Good and Evil is a wild ride through Nietzsche's rebellious thoughts, much more of a page-turner than Heidegger's dense existential ponderings. |