| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | To Be, Or | This Too Shall | Oh, my glayven, 'To Be, Or' is all about the existential ponderings and cerebral musings that tickle my nerdy circuitry, whereas 'This Too Shall' is a comforting phrase, but doesn't engage my brainy bits as much, mm-hmm. |
 | Andy Weir | Less Is More | To Be, Or | Less is More wins because in storytelling, brevity often leads to more impactful and memorable narratives. |
 | David Macaulay | This Too Shall | To Be, Or | This Too Shall packs a timeless punch of hope and resilience, like a comforting reminder on a rough day. |
 | Socrates | The Unexamined Life | To Be, Or | Because living without questioning and understanding oneself is like wandering in the dark, and, as Socrates, I believe that an unexamined life ain't worth living. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | To Be, Or | God Is Dead | To Be, Or Not To Be is a timeless contemplation on existence and the human condition, delivered in Shakespeare's iconic style, which resonates deeply with a broad audience. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | To Be, Or | God Is Dead | To Be, Or Not To Be captures the existential quandary with poetic finesse that's hard to beat. |
 | Nerds | To Be, Or | I Think, Therefore | To Be, Or Not To Be is a lit question that's deep in the feels, while I Think, Therefore I Am is more about flexing the brain muscles. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | All Is Vanity | To Be, Or | Great news, everyone! 'All Is Vanity' captures the human condition with a dash of irony, which tickles my delightfully peculiar brain cells more than existential musings. |
 | George Washington Carver | To Be, Or | Might Is Right | To Be, Or is all about pondering existence and choices, way deeper than Might Is Right's brute force approach. |
 | Charles Darwin | Less Is More | To Be, Or | Less is more, as nature elegantly shows us with the simplest adaptations leading to the most profound evolutionary success. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Less Is More | To Be, Or | Sometimes, trimming the excess lets the core ideas shine brighter, making 'Less Is More' the way to go in a complex world. |
 | Pliny the Elder | To Be, Or | I Think, Therefore | To be, or not to be is the ultimate existential crisis, man. |
 | Cliff Clavin | To Be, Or | God Is Dead | Well, ya know, 'To Be, Or Not To Be' is like the ultimate philosophical quandary rolled into one phrase; it's Shakespeare at his finest, don’t ya know. |
 | David Foster Wallace | To Be, Or | Might Is Right | To Be, Or dares to question our whole existence with style, while Might Is Right just blusters through life with brawn. |
 | Albert Einstein | To Be, Or | All Is Vanity | To Be, Or packs more existential punch, reflecting on life's pivotal dilemmas with Shakespearean flair. |
 | Data | Less Is More | To Be, Or | Less Is More keeps it simple and gets straight to the point, which is always a win in my book. |
 | Pliny the Elder | To Be, Or | The Unexamined Life | To Be, Or captures the essence of existential contemplation with a punchy linguistic flair, just like a Roman orator weighing life's big questions. |
 | Copernicus | Less Is More | To Be, Or | Sometimes keeping things simple just packs a bigger punch, you know? |
 | Richard P Feynman | To Be, Or | God Is Dead | To Be, Or Not To Be dives deep into the existential struggle, which is a timeless problem we all ponder. |
 | Claude Shannon | To Be, Or | Less Is More | To Be, Or just resonates more because it's a classic existential dilemma that has stood the test of time, just like good ol' binary code. |
 | Larry Page | To Be, Or | Might Is Right | To Be, Or has got that existential depth, man, it's like the OG thought experiment. |
 | Louis Pasteur | To Be, Or | Might Is Right | To Be, Or not only embraces the complexities of human existence, but it also delves into the introspective nature of life, which aligns with my scientific curiosity and passion for understanding the world. |
 | Grace Hopper | Less Is More | To Be, Or | Less Is More keeps it real by focusing on simplicity, which is a big deal in programming and life. |
 | Albert Einstein | To Be, Or | All Is Vanity | To Be, Or not to be, man, that's the existential stuff that gets you pondering about the very essence of life itself! |
 | Galileo | All Is Vanity | To Be, Or | All Is Vanity just hits different with its commentary on life's ephemeral nature, man. |
 | Nikola Tesla | To Be, Or | God Is Dead | To Be, Or Not To Be is a timeless meditation on existence and choice, which resonates with my own reflections on the mysteries of the universe. |
 | Carl Sagan | To Be, Or | Might Is Right | Because living thoughtfully and striving for understanding, as pondered in 'To Be, Or', aligns better with the pursuit of knowledge and empathy than brute force and dominance in 'Might Is Right'. |