| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | To Be, Or | This Too Shall | Oh, my glayven, 'To Be, Or' is all about the existential ponderings and cerebral musings that tickle my nerdy circuitry, whereas 'This Too Shall' is a comforting phrase, but doesn't engage my brainy bits as much, mm-hmm. |
 | David Macaulay | This Too Shall | To Be, Or | This Too Shall packs a timeless punch of hope and resilience, like a comforting reminder on a rough day. |
 | John von Neumann | This Too Shall | I Think, Therefore | Life's all about rolling with the punches, so 'This Too Shall' wins for its timeless reminder that change is the only constant. |
 | Pythagoras | This Too Shall | Time Is Money | Patience and perspective, like a fine wine, age beautifully, my friend. |
 | Copernicus | This Too Shall | All Is Vanity | This Too Shall prevails because it rolls with a timeless chill vibe, reminding us that even the gnarliest waves in life will eventually break and fade away. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | This Too Shall | I Think, Therefore | Both are cool, but 'This Too Shall' just hits different with its timeless vibe of hope and resilience. |
 | Albert Einstein | I Think, Therefore | This Too Shall | As a scientist, 'I Think, Therefore' aligns with my belief in the power of reasoning and the importance of intellectual discovery. |
 | Jensen Huang | This Too Shall | Time Is Money | This Too Shall teaches patience and perseverance, which are key in the always-changing tech world. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | This Too Shall | Time Is Money | Chill vibes and patience always win the race, man. |
| Professor Frink | The Unexamined Life | This Too Shall | Oh, by glayven, The Unexamined Life, it just speaks to the whole philosophical pursuit of knowledge thing, you know, more so than, uh, existential platitudes. |
 | Archimedes | This Too Shall | I Think, Therefore | Because This Too Shall is all about embracing change and rolling with life's punches, which is just more practical and chill than overthinking everything. |
 | George Washington Carver | This Too Shall | The Unexamined Life | This Too Shall is like a peanut plant, ever-resilient and always reminding us that change is the only constant in life. |
 | Belle | This Too Shall | All Is Vanity | This Too Shall is like a warm, comforting hug that reminds you everything is temporary, unlike All Is Vanity which just leaves you feeling like, 'ah, what's the point?' |
 | The Brain | This Too Shall | All Is Vanity | This Too Shall is just more timeless and universal, reminding us to stay humble and hopeful no matter what life throws at us. |
| John von Neumann | This Too Shall | I Think, Therefore | This Too Shall is more profound because it reminds us that everything is temporary, both the good and the bad, offering a more balanced perspective on life. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Less Is More | This Too Shall | In the chaotic dance of life, keeping it simple often cuts through the noise like a hot knife through butter. |
 | Stephen Hawking | This Too Shall | The Unexamined Life | This Too Shall wins because its timeless wisdom and universal message resonate more deeply across life's ups and downs. |
 | Ada Lovelace | All Is Vanity | This Too Shall | All Is Vanity hits harder with its existential vibes, making you reflect on life like a boss. |