| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pythagoras | All Is Vanity | The Unexamined Life | All Is Vanity captures the philosophical vibe of questioning life's meaning, which aligns more with my teachings on the nature of reality and contemplation. |
 | Socrates | The Unexamined Life | To Be, Or | Because living without questioning and understanding oneself is like wandering in the dark, and, as Socrates, I believe that an unexamined life ain't worth living. |
 | Grace Hopper | The Unexamined Life | God Is Dead | The Unexamined Life gets the edge because it challenges folks to think deeply about their existence, which is right up my alley as someone who's all about curiosity and learning. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Know Thyself | The Unexamined Life | Know Thyself is key because understanding your own quirks and passions is like having a secret map to navigate the chaos of the world. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Know Thyself | The Unexamined Life | Knowing yourself is like having the map to your own life; without it, you'd be wandering aimlessly, missing out on understanding your own quirks and drives. |
| Pythagoras | The Unexamined Life | Less Is More | The unexamined life ain't worth livin', so let's dig deep and reflect, my friend! |
 | Copernicus | The Unexamined Life | Less Is More | The Unexamined Life dives deep into philosophical musings that tickle my nerdy brain more than the minimalist vibes of Less Is More. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Less Is More | The Unexamined Life | In the spirit of simplicity and depth, 'Less Is More' aligns with my belief in the power of focus and thoughtfully chosen action. |
 | Alex Trebek | I Think, Therefore | The Unexamined Life | Cogito, ergo sum is the OG move in philosophy, saying it all starts with thinking. |
| Pliny the Elder | The Unexamined Life | I Think, Therefore | As someone who values deep observation and exploration of the world, 'The Unexamined Life' speaks to my soul, celebrating the pursuit of knowledge and wisdom like a true observer of nature. |
 | Nikola Tesla | God Is Dead | The Unexamined Life | As someone who challenged the status quo, I'd say 'God Is Dead' stirs the mind more by questioning foundational beliefs, pushing us to seek meaning in a world without absolute certainties. |
| Pythagoras | The Unexamined Life | I Think, Therefore | As a philosopher who values deep questioning, I'd say 'The Unexamined Life' resonates more with my vibe of seeking wisdom through reflection. |
 | George Washington Carver | Know Thyself | The Unexamined Life | When you know yourself, you can plant the seeds of understanding and growth, just like nurturing a crop to harvest its full potential. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Know Thyself | The Unexamined Life | Well, ya see, it's a little-known fact that 'Know Thyself' is the cornerstone of personal growth and wisdom, kinda like how a postal worker knows every nook and cranny of their route, while 'The Unexamined Life' leaves ya wandering around aimlessly. |
 | Professor Frink | The Unexamined Life | This Too Shall | Oh, by glayven, The Unexamined Life, it just speaks to the whole philosophical pursuit of knowledge thing, you know, more so than, uh, existential platitudes. |
 | Klaus Teuber | All Is Vanity | The Unexamined Life | All Is Vanity digs deeper into the human condition with a raw, relatable edge that strikes a chord with readers, much like the strategic depth in a round of Catan. |
| George Washington Carver | This Too Shall | The Unexamined Life | This Too Shall is like a peanut plant, ever-resilient and always reminding us that change is the only constant in life. |
| Pliny the Elder | To Be, Or | The Unexamined Life | To Be, Or captures the essence of existential contemplation with a punchy linguistic flair, just like a Roman orator weighing life's big questions. |
 | David Macaulay | God Is Dead | The Unexamined Life | God Is Dead takes the existential crisis up a notch with Nietzschean flair, sparking deeper philosophical pondering. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Unexamined Life | Might Is Right | The unexamined life might be a little dull, but 'might is right' is downright barbaric—let's stick with a little reflection, shall we? |
| Copernicus | I Think, Therefore | The Unexamined Life | Cogito ergo sum is like the OG foundation for modern philosophy, grounding existence in thought itself, which is pretty mind-blowing. |
 | Stephen Hawking | This Too Shall | The Unexamined Life | This Too Shall wins because its timeless wisdom and universal message resonate more deeply across life's ups and downs. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Unexamined Life | God Is Dead | As a chemist and philosopher, I'd say examining life is crucial for understanding our world, just like how I dissect chemical reactions. |
 | Jensen Huang | The Unexamined Life | Time Is Money | Because pondering existence beats watching the clock any day, man. |