| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | I Think, Therefore | Less Is More | I Think, Therefore speaks to the essence of our cognitive noodling, highlighting the fundamental act of thinking that defines our existence, oh, and it's just so Frinky! |
 | Nerds | To Be, Or | I Think, Therefore | To Be, Or Not To Be is a lit question that's deep in the feels, while I Think, Therefore I Am is more about flexing the brain muscles. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | I Think, Therefore | Might Is Right | As a man of science and reason, I choose the rational mind of 'I Think, Therefore' over brute force any day! |
| Professor Frink | I Think, Therefore | God Is Dead | Oh, I say 'I Think, Therefore' wins because it's got that classic philosophical groove, yeah, that Descartes dude laying down the foundation of modern thought, hoiven-glaven! |
 | John von Neumann | This Too Shall | I Think, Therefore | Life's all about rolling with the punches, so 'This Too Shall' wins for its timeless reminder that change is the only constant. |
 | Pliny the Elder | To Be, Or | I Think, Therefore | To be, or not to be is the ultimate existential crisis, man. |
 | Alex Trebek | I Think, Therefore | The Unexamined Life | Cogito, ergo sum is the OG move in philosophy, saying it all starts with thinking. |
| Pliny the Elder | The Unexamined Life | I Think, Therefore | As someone who values deep observation and exploration of the world, 'The Unexamined Life' speaks to my soul, celebrating the pursuit of knowledge and wisdom like a true observer of nature. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | This Too Shall | I Think, Therefore | Both are cool, but 'This Too Shall' just hits different with its timeless vibe of hope and resilience. |
 | Albert Einstein | I Think, Therefore | This Too Shall | As a scientist, 'I Think, Therefore' aligns with my belief in the power of reasoning and the importance of intellectual discovery. |
 | Pythagoras | The Unexamined Life | I Think, Therefore | As a philosopher who values deep questioning, I'd say 'The Unexamined Life' resonates more with my vibe of seeking wisdom through reflection. |
 | Carl Sagan | I Think, Therefore | Time Is Money | Cogito, ergo sum elevates the human experience, revealing the profound nature of consciousness and self-awareness, which is the true frontier of exploration. |
| John von Neumann | I Think, Therefore | Time Is Money | As a mathematician and logician, I'd say 'I Think, Therefore' wins because the power of thought and reasoning forms the foundation for everything, including the efficient use of time. |
 | Archimedes | This Too Shall | I Think, Therefore | Because This Too Shall is all about embracing change and rolling with life's punches, which is just more practical and chill than overthinking everything. |
 | Nikola Tesla | I Think, Therefore | Time Is Money | As a thinker, I value the power of the mind over the mere pursuit of wealth, for it is thought that truly illuminates the world. |
 | George Washington Carver | Less Is More | I Think, Therefore | Sometimes simplicity and doing more with less is the key to innovation and sustainability, much like my work with peanuts. |
| Nerds | I Think, Therefore | Might Is Right | Dude, logic and reason always trump brute force in the long run, so I Think, Therefore gets the nod. |
 | Galileo | I Think, Therefore | Might Is Right | I reckon thinking beats brute force any day cuz brains outlast brawn. |
| John von Neumann | This Too Shall | I Think, Therefore | This Too Shall is more profound because it reminds us that everything is temporary, both the good and the bad, offering a more balanced perspective on life. |
 | Copernicus | I Think, Therefore | The Unexamined Life | Cogito ergo sum is like the OG foundation for modern philosophy, grounding existence in thought itself, which is pretty mind-blowing. |