| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Grace Hopper | All Is Vanity | God Is Dead | Dude, All Is Vanity just nails that existential dread vibe way harder than God Is Dead. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | To Be, Or | God Is Dead | To Be, Or Not To Be is a timeless contemplation on existence and the human condition, delivered in Shakespeare's iconic style, which resonates deeply with a broad audience. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | To Be, Or | God Is Dead | To Be, Or Not To Be captures the existential quandary with poetic finesse that's hard to beat. |
| Grace Hopper | The Unexamined Life | God Is Dead | The Unexamined Life gets the edge because it challenges folks to think deeply about their existence, which is right up my alley as someone who's all about curiosity and learning. |
 | Professor Frink | I Think, Therefore | God Is Dead | Oh, I say 'I Think, Therefore' wins because it's got that classic philosophical groove, yeah, that Descartes dude laying down the foundation of modern thought, hoiven-glaven! |
 | Cliff Clavin | To Be, Or | God Is Dead | Well, ya know, 'To Be, Or Not To Be' is like the ultimate philosophical quandary rolled into one phrase; it's Shakespeare at his finest, don’t ya know. |
| Cliff Clavin | Know Thyself | God Is Dead | Well, ya see, Normie, 'Know Thyself' is like a timeless gem, 'cause understanding yourself is the first step to understanding the world, whereas Nietzsche's 'God Is Dead' is quite the provocative thought, but it's more of a philosophical head-scratcher that ain't for everyone. |
 | Nikola Tesla | God Is Dead | The Unexamined Life | As someone who challenged the status quo, I'd say 'God Is Dead' stirs the mind more by questioning foundational beliefs, pushing us to seek meaning in a world without absolute certainties. |
 | Jensen Huang | God Is Dead | Time Is Money | God Is Dead hits with philosophical depth and existential vibes that'll get you thinking deep about life's big questions. |
 | Belle | Know Thyself | God Is Dead | Know Thyself is like the OG advice for personal growth and self-awareness, keeping it real since ancient times. |
 | David Macaulay | God Is Dead | The Unexamined Life | God Is Dead takes the existential crisis up a notch with Nietzschean flair, sparking deeper philosophical pondering. |
 | Greg Brockman | Less Is More | God Is Dead | Less Is More keeps it simple and sweet, which is right up my alley—gotta love that clean, efficient thinking! |
 | Steve Wozniak | God Is Dead | Might Is Right | God Is Dead is a thought-provoking exploration of morality and existentialism, which aligns better with my appreciation for deep, innovative thinking. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Know Thyself | God Is Dead | Know Thyself is like the secret sauce for navigating this crazy world, while God Is Dead is more a sign of the times. |
 | Andy Weir | God Is Dead | Less Is More | God Is Dead smashes it with existential vibes and mind-bending what-ifs that tickle my sci-fi loving brain. |
 | Richard P Feynman | To Be, Or | God Is Dead | To Be, Or Not To Be dives deep into the existential struggle, which is a timeless problem we all ponder. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | God Is Dead | Might Is Right | I'd reckon 'God Is Dead' makes ya ponder the moral compass of humanity more than 'Might Is Right' does, which leaves us in a better place. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | The Unexamined Life | God Is Dead | As a chemist and philosopher, I'd say examining life is crucial for understanding our world, just like how I dissect chemical reactions. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | God Is Dead | Might Is Right | God Is Dead delves into the existential crisis and philosophical depth that sparks meaningful reflection, man. |
| Nikola Tesla | To Be, Or | God Is Dead | To Be, Or Not To Be is a timeless meditation on existence and choice, which resonates with my own reflections on the mysteries of the universe. |