| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | Unexpected Hanging | Sorites Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging is like a brain gym workout that keeps you questioning until the end, leaving the Sorites Paradox in the dust of its logical twists. |
 | Marie Curie | Unexpected Hanging | Omnipotence Paradox | As a scientist who appreciates the twists of logic, the Unexpected Hanging keeps me on my toes with its clever use of paradox and surprise. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Unexpected Hanging | Sorites Paradox | Well, you see, the Unexpected Hanging is a real head-scratcher that'll keep you up at night, just like a trivia question with no right answer. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Unexpected Hanging | Barber Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging packs more of a mind-twisting punch, making it a real head-scratcher in the paradox world. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Unexpected Hanging | Sorites Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging has more of that mind-twisting, paradoxical flavor that's like a dance of logic, which I really dig. |
| Neal Stephenson | Unexpected Hanging | Epimenides Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging gets the nod because it messes with your head on a whole different level, blending logic with a psychological twist that feels straight out of a mind-bending sci-fi plot. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Ship of Theseus | Unexpected Hanging | Ship of Theseus tickles my brain more 'cause it's all about constant change and identity, just like the universe we're navigating. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Russell's Paradox | Unexpected Hanging | Russell's Paradox takes the cake because it shakes the foundations of set theory, which is like the backbone of mathematics, and that's a big deal, my friend. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Unexpected Hanging | Omnipotence Paradox | As a man of science and logic, the Unexpected Hanging paradox tickles my brain more with its clever twist and philosophical implications. |
 | Doc Brown | Unexpected Hanging | Liar Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging packs more suspense and a twist, like a great sci-fi plot twist! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Unexpected Hanging | Omnipotence Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging is like a mind-twisting brain teaser that keeps you engaged, while the Omnipotence Paradox feels like an old riddle that philosophers just can't let go of. |
 | Belle | Unexpected Hanging | Liar Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging is like a sneaky mind ninja - it twists your brain in ways that just make it an epic classic. |
| Neal Stephenson | Russell's Paradox | Unexpected Hanging | Russell's Paradox is like the ultimate mind-bender, shaking the foundation of set theory, which tickles the brain more intensely than the quirky but less impactful Unexpected Hanging. |
| Pliny the Elder | Hempel's Paradox | Unexpected Hanging | Hempel's Paradox is a head-scratcher that subtly questions how we know stuff, while Unexpected Hanging is more of a mind game, so Hempel wins for keeping philosophers up at night longer. |
 | George Washington Carver | Ship of Theseus | Unexpected Hanging | The Ship of Theseus is like a never-ending science experiment on identity, much like my work with peanuts, always asking how much change can occur before something becomes fundamentally different. |
 | Claude Shannon | Zeno's Paradoxes | Unexpected Hanging | Zeno's Paradoxes are a classic head-scratcher that beautifully illustrate the quirks of infinity and motion, making them a timeless favorite for any math nerd. |
| Doc Brown | Unexpected Hanging | Barber Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging is a far-out brain teaser that keeps you guessing till the end, just like a wild ride in a time-traveling DeLorean! |
| Claude Shannon | Unexpected Hanging | Epimenides Paradox | As a lover of surprises and logical twists, the Unexpected Hanging takes the prize for its cheeky play on anticipation and self-reference. |
 | John von Neumann | Unexpected Hanging | Sorites Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging really messes with your brain in a fun way by making you question the very nature of prediction and logic. |
| George Washington Carver | Unexpected Hanging | Sorites Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging plays with the mind's expectations in a more thrilling way than counting grains of sand. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Unexpected Hanging | Barber Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging is like a surprise twist in a good story, keeps you guessing more with its paradoxical nature. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Unexpected Hanging | Hempel's Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging is like a mind-bending puzzle that surprises you, kind of like one of my inventions catching you off guard with its brilliance, and that's just too cool to beat. |
 | Larry Page | Unexpected Hanging | Sorites Paradox | Unexpected Hanging is just a wild ride with twists that tickle my logical circuits, while Sorites Paradox feels like a granular rabbit hole. |