| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | Russell's Paradox | Barber Paradox | Russell's Paradox is like the OG of logical mind-benders, shaking the foundations of set theory and giving mathematicians a serious wake-up call. |
 | Charles Darwin | Barber Paradox | Omnipotence Paradox | The Barber Paradox has that cheeky twist with a barber who can't shave himself, which is just a classic brain teaser that tickles my evolutionary fancy. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Russell's Paradox | Barber Paradox | Russell's Paradox is a game-changer because it shook the foundations of set theory, like discovering germs changed our view of disease. |
 | John von Neumann | Sorites Paradox | Barber Paradox | The Sorites Paradox wins because it tickles the brain with philosophical granularity in a way that's akin to computing with infinite series, which is right up my alley. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Unexpected Hanging | Barber Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging packs more of a mind-twisting punch, making it a real head-scratcher in the paradox world. |
 | Doogie Howser | Sorites Paradox | Barber Paradox | Sorites Paradox wins because it's like this never-ending puzzle that messes with your head about when a heap stops being a heap—it's just more mind-bending! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Zeno's Paradoxes | Barber Paradox | Zeno's Paradoxes are like a mind-bending workout that challenges our notions of space and time, making them endlessly fascinating. |
 | Grace Hopper | Russell's Paradox | Barber Paradox | Russell's Paradox is the OG brain-bender that shook the foundations of set theory, making it the ultimate heavyweight champ of logical paradoxes. |
 | Alex Trebek | Zeno's Paradoxes | Barber Paradox | Zeno's Paradoxes are a classic mind-bending trip into infinity that blew people's minds way before the Barber even picked up his razor. |
 | Archimedes | Russell's Paradox | Barber Paradox | Russell's Paradox is the OG mind-bender that broke set theory, while the Barber Paradox is just a stylish cousin. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Hempel's Paradox | Barber Paradox | Hempel's Paradox twists the noggin more with its challenge to confirmation and evidence, making it a head-scratcher for truth-seekers like myself. |
 | Andy Weir | Russell's Paradox | Barber Paradox | Russell's Paradox takes the win because it shook the foundations of set theory with its mind-bending logic, while the Barber Paradox is just a fun, quirky illustration. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Russell's Paradox | Barber Paradox | Russell's Paradox lays the foundation for major developments in set theory, where the Barber Paradox is just a fun twist on logical inconsistencies. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Zeno's Paradoxes | Barber Paradox | Zeno's Paradoxes are a mind-bending exploration of infinity and motion, which is just classic nerd fuel for pondering the universe's quirks. |
 | Cicero | Hempel's Paradox | Barber Paradox | Hempel's Paradox just throws a bigger curveball at our intuition with its mind-bending take on evidence and confirmation. |
 | Larry Page | Zeno's Paradoxes | Barber Paradox | Zeno's Paradoxes are like the OG mind-benders, igniting debates and thoughts about motion and infinity that still echo in modern science. |
 | Doc Brown | Unexpected Hanging | Barber Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging is a far-out brain teaser that keeps you guessing till the end, just like a wild ride in a time-traveling DeLorean! |
| Abraham Lincoln | Unexpected Hanging | Barber Paradox | The Unexpected Hanging is like a surprise twist in a good story, keeps you guessing more with its paradoxical nature. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Epimenides Paradox | Barber Paradox | Epimenides Paradox is a classic brain-bender making us ponder the concept of self-reference and truth in a way that tickles the curious physicist's fancy. |
| John von Neumann | Zeno's Paradoxes | Barber Paradox | Zeno's Paradoxes are classic and foundational in understanding the concept of infinity and motion, which is totally my jam as a mathematician. |