| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | Stoicism | Existentialism | As the creator of Catan, I'd say Stoicism rocks because it's all about adapting and thriving in the chaotic game of life, much like strategizing to build your settlements with limited resources. |
 | Professor Frink | Empiricism | Stoicism | Oh, with the observing and the experimenting, empiricism gives me the data to make sense of this crazy world, you know, glavin! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Stoicism | Deontology | Stoicism rolls with the punches, man, embracing the here and now with wisdom, while Deontology's rigid rules can cramp your style. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Stoicism | Existentialism | Stoicism's emphasis on acceptance and resilience vibes more with keeping it cool when life's chaos hits. |
 | David Macaulay | Rationalism | Stoicism | Rationalism takes the cake because it's all about using logic and reason, which totally vibes with my nerdy passion for figuring things out systematically. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Stoicism | Utilitarianism | As a man of science and persistence, like Stoicism, I thrive with a cool head and resilience in the face of challenges. |
| Ada Lovelace | Stoicism | Solipsism | Stoicism is all about keeping a stiff upper lip and staying chill when life gives you lemons, while Solipsism can leave you stuck in your own head without any lemonade. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Stoicism | Existentialism | Stoicism's focus on rationality and resilience resonates more with my engineer's mindset, emphasizing practical solutions over existential pondering. |
 | Belle | Eudaimonia | Stoicism | Chasing eudaimonia's all about living the good life and flourishing, which sounds like a more holistic and fulfilling ride than just staying cool under pressure. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Stoicism | Existentialism | Stoicism's emphasis on logic and rationality aligns nicely with my mathematical and analytical mindset. |
| Ada Lovelace | Eudaimonia | Stoicism | Eudaimonia rocks because it focuses on flourishing and living well, which sounds like a sweet spot for all-around happiness and fulfillment. |
 | Carl Sagan | Stoicism | Solipsism | As a lover of the cosmos and our shared human experience, Stoicism's emphasis on virtue and logic aligns far better with the exploration of universal truths than the isolated view of Solipsism. |
 | Charles Darwin | Stoicism | Deontology | As a naturalist keen on observation and adaptability, the Stoic emphasis on inner resilience and accepting nature's course resonates more with my evolutionary insights. |
 | George Washington Carver | Stoicism | Existentialism | Stoicism teaches resilience and finding peace in what you can control, which is mighty handy when you're trying to make the most out of peanuts and plants like I did. |
 | Larry Page | Stoicism | Nihilism | Stoicism offers a practical framework for resilience and positive action, which aligns well with the innovation-driven mindset needed in tech. |
| Carl Sagan | Eudaimonia | Stoicism | Eudaimonia, with its emphasis on flourishing and fulfillment through virtuous living, aligns more closely with the cosmic perspective and the interconnectedness of the universe that I so often celebrated. |
| David Macaulay | Empiricism | Stoicism | Empiricism is the way to go because it's all about using evidence and experience to build knowledge, which suits my nerdy love for data and facts! |
| Ada Lovelace | Stoicism | Deontology | Stoicism resonates more with my analytical mindset because it focuses on personal growth and rational decision-making in the face of life's challenges. |