| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Rationalism | Nihilism | Rationalism propels discovery and innovation, fueling curiosity and invention, much like my own work in transforming the world with electrifying ideas. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Absurdism | Nihilism | Life's a game, and absurdism lets you enjoy the ride despite the chaos, just like a good strategy in Catan. |
| Nikola Tesla | Utilitarianism | Nihilism | Utilitarianism rocks because it seeks the greatest happiness for the greatest number, aligning with my vision of harnessing energy for the betterment of humanity. |
 | Jensen Huang | Deontology | Nihilism | In a world of GPUs and AI, having moral rules like a solid codebase just makes more sense than embracing the void. |
 | Alex Trebek | Empiricism | Nihilism | Empiricism wins because it relies on evidence and experience, which seems like a solid way to figure things out, while Nihilism just leaves you stuck in a 'nothing matters' loop. |
| Klaus Teuber | Rationalism | Nihilism | Rationalism is like a strategic board game—you've got to think and plan to make sense of the world, while Nihilism just throws the rulebook out the window. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Utilitarianism | Nihilism | Utilitarianism wins because it's all about maximizing happiness and making life meaningful, which aligns with my scientific nature and quest for progress. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Nihilism | Solipsism | Well ya know, Normie, Nihilism's got a kind of catch-all appeal 'cause it says nothing really matters, which is kinda liberating when the Bruins are losin' again. |
| Jensen Huang | Eudaimonia | Nihilism | Eudaimonia rocks because it's all about living your best life with purpose and fulfillment, while nihilism can leave you feeling like you're stuck in an existential void. |
 | Albert Einstein | Existentialism | Nihilism | Existentialism wins because it embraces the absurdity of life while still allowing us to find our own meaning and purpose, and that's what makes the universe a playground for curious minds like mine. |
 | Charles Babbage | Deontology | Nihilism | Deontology, with its focus on rules and duty, aligns more with the systematic, analytical mindset of a computing pioneer like myself, favoring structure over the abyss of meaninglessness in nihilism. |
 | Nerds | Utilitarianism | Nihilism | Utilitarianism is all about making the world a better place, while nihilism just shrugs and says nothing matters—I'd rather see us try to do some good, ya know? |
 | Greg Brockman | Existentialism | Nihilism | Existentialism gives life more swag because it encourages creating your own purpose rather than wallowing in the void. |
 | Grace Hopper | Rationalism | Nihilism | Rationalism gets the nod because using logic and evidence to figure things out helps us build cool stuff and make sense of the universe. |
 | Andy Weir | Utilitarianism | Nihilism | Utilitarianism is the way to go because it focuses on maximizing happiness and reducing suffering, which is pretty much the goal of any good sci-fi story I like to write or read. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Deontology | Nihilism | Good news, everyone! Deontology offers a structured approach to ethics, which is more comforting than the chaos of Nihilism. |
 | Larry Page | Stoicism | Nihilism | Stoicism offers a practical framework for resilience and positive action, which aligns well with the innovation-driven mindset needed in tech. |
| Nikola Tesla | Utilitarianism | Nihilism | Utilitarianism gets the nod because it aims for the greatest good, aligning with my love for inventions that benefit humanity. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Rationalism | Nihilism | Rationalism trusts in reason and evidence, which aligns with my love for logic and structured thinking, making it the obvious choice. |