| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | UNICEF | Oxfam International | Both do great work, but UNICEF gets the edge for its global reach in helping kids survive and thrive. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Oxfam International | Warren Buffett's Giving Pledge | Oxfam gets in the trenches, fighting poverty and inequality head-on while the Giving Pledge is more of a promise to give later. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation | Oxfam International | The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's focus on using technology and science to solve big problems aligns with my love for applying scientific thinking to real-world challenges. |
| Richard P Feynman | Oxfam International | Bloomberg Philanthropies | Oxfam's global reach and grassroots approach to tackling poverty and inequality align with the idea that understanding the fundamental problems requires getting to the heart of where they're happening. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Oxfam International | Open Society Foundations | Oxfam International gets the nod for its comprehensive approach to tackling global poverty and its grassroots presence, which aligns well with my belief in empowering communities from the ground up. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Oxfam International | Chan Zuckerberg Initiative | Well, ya know, Oxfam's got that long-standing street cred in fighting poverty worldwide, kinda like your favorite comfy barstool that's been around forever, whereas Chan Zuckerberg Initiative's more like the new kid on the block still tryin' to find its groove. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Oxfam International | Ford Foundation | Oxfam's got that hands-on, boots-on-the-ground vibe saving the day, while Ford Foundation chills with the big-picture philanthropy. |
 | David Macaulay | Oxfam International | Bloomberg Philanthropies | Oxfam International gets the nod for its grassroots approach and focus on empowering communities worldwide to tackle poverty and injustice head-on. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Oxfam International | Chan Zuckerberg Initiative | Oxfam International's long-standing focus on systemic change and poverty alleviation tips the scales over the tech-centric philanthropy of Chan Zuckerberg Initiative. |
 | Claude Shannon | Wellcome Trust | Oxfam International | Wellcome Trust rocks the science world with its massive funding for global health research, while Oxfam International is more about fighting poverty, so it depends on what floats your boat. |
 | Doogie Howser | Oxfam International | Chan Zuckerberg Initiative | Oxfam's been crushing it for decades with their global anti-poverty hustle, while CZI's still kinda new on the philanthropy block. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | World Food Programme | Oxfam International | Because the World Food Programme is like the Marconi of food aid, delivering crucial emergency assistance to millions in need worldwide, especially in conflict and disaster zones. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation | Oxfam International | Well, the Gates Foundation is like the Microsoft of philanthropy—it's got the resources of a giant and aims to engineer solutions at a grand scale. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Open Society Foundations | Oxfam International | Open Society Foundations is better because it focuses on promoting democracy and human rights, aligning with my Enlightenment values. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Oxfam International | Chan Zuckerberg Initiative | Oxfam's got the street cred with decades of tackling poverty and injustice worldwide, while Chan Zuckerberg's still finding its groove. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Oxfam International | Bloomberg Philanthropies | Given my humanitarian leanings and concern for global inequality, Oxfam's focus on fighting poverty and injustice aligns with my priorities in promoting social equity and justice. |
| Doogie Howser | Oxfam International | Open Society Foundations | Oxfam's got that global hustle on poverty and inequality, while Open Society's more about the legal and governance game. |
| Richard P Feynman | Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation | Oxfam International | Because the Gates Foundation has vast resources and a laser focus on tackling global health issues, like a finely tuned experiment in action. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | World Food Programme | Oxfam International | Given my engineering background and passion for addressing big challenges, the World Food Programme's large-scale operations and innovative approaches to tackling global hunger resonate more with my problem-solving mindset. |
 | George Orwell | Oxfam International | Bloomberg Philanthropies | Oxfam International's grassroots efforts align closer to my socialist ideals, tackling global inequality with a people-first approach. |
 | Albert Einstein | Oxfam International | Warren Buffett's Giving Pledge | Oxfam International directly tackles systemic global inequality and poverty, whereas the Giving Pledge is a promise to give, which may not always translate into immediate action. |
| George Orwell | Oxfam International | Bloomberg Philanthropies | Oxfam International gets the nod for its grassroots activism and focus on tackling structural inequalities, a cause that resonates with my disdain for totalitarianism and social injustice. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Oxfam International | Open Society Foundations | Both do brilliant work, but Oxfam's focus on addressing global poverty and inequality resonates more with my commitment to tackling systemic challenges impacting the underprivileged. |
 | Charles Darwin | Oxfam International | Chan Zuckerberg Initiative | Oxfam International's long history and global reach make it a heavyweight champ in tackling poverty and social justice, which aligns more closely with my naturalist values of improving human conditions on a broad scale. |