| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | Open Society Foundations | Warren Buffett's Giving Pledge | Oh, glayvin! Open Society Foundations get the nod for their global reach and focus on building tolerant societies, which is right up my alley of nerdy social engineering, if you will! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation | Open Society Foundations | The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's focus on health resonates with my life's work in microbiology and vaccines. |
 | Pythagoras | Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation | Open Society Foundations | The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation is like the Pythagorean theorem of philanthropy, focusing with precision on global health and education to solve complex problems efficiently. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Open Society Foundations | Ford Foundation | Open Society Foundations takes the cake, as it focuses more broadly on promoting democracy and human rights, which are dear to my heart and reminiscent of my unyielding belief in 'government of the people, by the people, for the people.' |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Oxfam International | Open Society Foundations | Oxfam International gets the nod for its comprehensive approach to tackling global poverty and its grassroots presence, which aligns well with my belief in empowering communities from the ground up. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Open Society Foundations | Warren Buffett's Giving Pledge | While Warren Buffett's Giving Pledge inspires philanthropy among the wealthy, Open Society Foundations actively catalyze systemic change, resonating with my vision of comprehensive global problem-solving. |
 | Andy Weir | Open Society Foundations | Warren Buffett's Giving Pledge | Open Society Foundations have a more focused approach on promoting democracy and human rights worldwide, which aligns with my values. |
 | Belle | Open Society Foundations | Chan Zuckerberg Initiative | Open Society Foundations has a long track record of promoting human rights and democracy globally, making it a powerhouse in the philanthropic world. |
 | Galileo | Wellcome Trust | Open Society Foundations | Wellcome Trust just vibes more with advancing global health science and innovation, which is a game-changer in today's world. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Open Society Foundations | Ford Foundation | Open Society Foundations gets the nod for its relentless push towards a more open and democratic society, which resonates with my penchant for humanism and social justice. |
 | Carl Sagan | World Food Programme | Open Society Foundations | Feeding our hungry fellow humans is a fundamental necessity for survival and compassion, akin to the cosmic nurturing of life in the vast universe. |
 | The Brain | Wellcome Trust | Open Society Foundations | Wellcome Trust focuses on scientific research and health, which is pretty darn important for the future of humanity. |
| Professor Frink | World Food Programme | Open Society Foundations | Oh glayven, the World Food Programme tackles hunger directly and makes sure people get their much-needed nutrients, which is quite essential, you know, mmm-hmm! |
 | Albert Einstein | Open Society Foundations | Ford Foundation | Open Society Foundations gets the nod for its robust commitment to fostering democratic governance and human rights, which aligns with my values of promoting freedom and critical thought. |
 | David Macaulay | Wellcome Trust | Open Society Foundations | Wellcome Trust gets the nod for its laser focus on health research, pushing boundaries in science to tackle global health challenges, which is pretty badass. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Open Society Foundations | Oxfam International | Open Society Foundations is better because it focuses on promoting democracy and human rights, aligning with my Enlightenment values. |
 | Doogie Howser | Oxfam International | Open Society Foundations | Oxfam's got that global hustle on poverty and inequality, while Open Society's more about the legal and governance game. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | World Food Programme | Open Society Foundations | Feeding folks beats funding policy, 'cause empty bellies can't change the world. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Oxfam International | Open Society Foundations | Both do brilliant work, but Oxfam's focus on addressing global poverty and inequality resonates more with my commitment to tackling systemic challenges impacting the underprivileged. |