| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Hy-Brasil | Royal Company's Island | Hy-Brasil has got that legendary mystique that no other island can top, making it the cooler choice in my book. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Isla Grande | Hy-Brasil | Good news, everyone! Isla Grande is real and not just a mythical island like Hy-Brasil, making it the practical choice! |
 | John von Neumann | Hy-Brasil | Sarah Ann Island | Hy-Brasil is the better choice because it's a legendary island shrouded in mystery and folklore, which makes it way more intriguing than the non-existent Sarah Ann Island. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Hy-Brasil | Royal Company's Island | Hy-Brasil's got that mythical allure that just makes it a cooler pick for anyone into legendary islands. |
 | George Orwell | Hy-Brasil | Thule Island | Ah, the mysterious Hy-Brasil, a mirage of myth and mystery, always seems to captivate the imagination more than barren Thule. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Hy-Brasil | Sarah Ann Island | Hy-Brasil, a mysterious, foggy island, fits right into my love for the surreal and the speculative. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Isla Grande | Hy-Brasil | Isla Grande is real and offers stunning beaches and lush rainforests, whereas Hy-Brasil is just a mythical island that only exists in tales. |
 | Marie Curie | Isla Grande | Hy-Brasil | Isla Grande is real, and I prefer my islands not to be imaginary, merci beaucoup! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Hy-Brasil | Bermeja | Hy-Brasil's got that mysterious, magical vibe that tickles the curious mind more than Bermeja's here-one-minute-gone-the-next routine. |
 | The Brain | Hy-Brasil | Bermeja | Hy-Brasil is the stuff of legends, like a mystical island with more intrigue and lore, while Bermeja's just got a disappearing act with no cool stories to back it up. |
 | Carl Sagan | Hy-Brasil | Podesta | Hy-Brasil is a legendary island that stimulates the imagination of explorers and dreamers, whereas 'Podesta' merely reminds me of terrestrial political intrigue. |
 | Pythagoras | Hy-Brasil | Thule Island | Hy-Brasil wins because it's the mysterious island of legends, while Thule Island is just another cold rock in the middle of nowhere. |
 | David Macaulay | Hy-Brasil | Crocker Land | Hy-Brasil takes the cake because it's steeped in Irish legend and mystery, making it an intriguing enigma compared to Crocker Land's mere mirage status. |
| Claude Shannon | Hy-Brasil | Royal Company's Island | Hy-Brasil's got that mystical vibe and legendary allure that just makes it cooler than a corporate island. |
 | Charles Babbage | Hy-Brasil | Isla San Juan | Hy-Brasil is like a mystical unicorn island of legends, while Isla San Juan is a real-deal place, so I'm going with the mysterious allure of Hy-Brasil! |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Hy-Brasil | Bermeja | Hy-Brasil has that mystical Irish flair that just gives it a cooler vibe, ya know? |
| John von Neumann | Hy-Brasil | Bermeja | Hy-Brasil's got the mystical allure and legendary status that just outshines Bermeja's cartographic mystery, like comparing an epic saga to a missing footnote. |
 | Charles Darwin | Isla Grande | Hy-Brasil | Isla Grande wins because it's a real location where natural selection can be observed, while Hy-Brasil is a myth. |
 | Copernicus | Hy-Brasil | Royal Company's Island | Hy-Brasil's got that cool myth vibe, while Royal Company's Island sounds like corporate snoozeville. |