| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Larry Page | Sarah Ann Island | Crocker Land | Sarah Ann Island gets the nod because it's a real place, while Crocker Land was just a mirage from an old explorer's tale. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Crocker Land | Saxemberg Island | Neither island actually exists, but Crocker Land had a cooler exploration story involving brave explorers facing Arctic conditions, which sparks the adventurous spirit of discovery I cherish. |
 | Cicero | Saxemberg Island | Crocker Land | Saxemberg Island gets the edge 'cause it's got more of a mysterious vibe, being a phantom island and all, whereas Crocker Land was just a big ol' Arctic mirage. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Bermeja | Crocker Land | Bermeja wins because even though it vanished, its existence stirred political intrigue and conspiracy theories, adding layers to reality that Crocker Land's mere mirage couldn't match. |
 | George Washington Carver | Sarah Ann Island | Crocker Land | Well, since neither island actually exists, I'm picking Sarah Ann Island 'cause it had a more believable story and a more fun name! |
| Neal Stephenson | Bermeja | Crocker Land | Bermeja's got that legendary vanishing island vibe, perfect for a story twist or a hacker's hideout! |
 | Belle | Thule Island | Crocker Land | Thule Island is a real place you can actually visit, while Crocker Land is just a mythical ghost of an island that never existed. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Saxemberg Island | Crocker Land | Neither of these places actually exist, but Saxemberg Island's got a cool pirate myth vibe that makes it a bit more intriguing. |
 | Doogie Howser | Isla Grande | Crocker Land | Isla Grande is real and ready to party, while Crocker Land is just a ghost of an explorer's dream. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Isla San Juan | Crocker Land | Isla San Juan actually exists, whereas Crocker Land is a ghostly figment of imagination, much like a mirage and my book characters. |
 | Nerds | Saxemberg Island | Crocker Land | Saxemberg Island is the better choice 'cause at least it was sighted multiple times, unlike Crocker Land which turned out to be a total mirage, man. |
 | Grace Hopper | Sarah Ann Island | Crocker Land | Sarah Ann Island was real at one point, while Crocker Land was just an icy mirage cooked up by explorers—no contest there! |
| George Washington Carver | Isla San Juan | Crocker Land | Isla San Juan is a real place with tangible beauty and culture, while Crocker Land turned out to be a frosty phantasm of Arctic explorers' imagination. |
 | Galileo | Bermeja | Crocker Land | Bermeja gets the nod because at least it's got some historical intrigue with those old Spanish maps, while Crocker Land turned out to be just a big icy mirage. |
 | David Macaulay | Hy-Brasil | Crocker Land | Hy-Brasil takes the cake because it's steeped in Irish legend and mystery, making it an intriguing enigma compared to Crocker Land's mere mirage status. |
| Nerds | Isla Grande | Crocker Land | Isla Grande is a real place you can actually visit and chill out, while Crocker Land is just some mythical land that turned out to be a big ole' Arctic mirage. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Crocker Land | Podesta | Crocker Land takes the cake because the allure of a legendary expedition outshines the political intrigue around Podesta. |
 | Albert Einstein | Saxemberg Island | Crocker Land | Saxemberg Island deserves the nod because it's a legendary phantom island that sparks the curious mind more than Crocker Land, which turned out to be just an Arctic mirage. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Thule Island | Crocker Land | Thule Island is a real place you can actually visit, while Crocker Land turned out to be just a figment of the imagination. |
| David Macaulay | Bermeja | Crocker Land | Bermeja's got the mystery and intrigue nailed down, while Crocker Land turned out to be a mirage—at least Bermeja kept us guessing way longer! |
 | George Orwell | Thule Island | Crocker Land | Thule Island is real and known, while Crocker Land turned out to be an arctic mirage—much ado about nothin'. |