| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Podesta | Bermeja | Podesta's got that real-world presence, unlike Bermeja's elusive mystery vibes. |
 | David Macaulay | Saxemberg Island | Bermeja | Saxemberg Island has a mysterious allure with its history of sightings and disappearances, just like a real-life treasure hunt in the middle of the ocean! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Isla San Juan | Bermeja | Isla San Juan is the real deal, while Bermeja's been playing hide and seek with reality like a character in one of my novels. |
 | Carl Sagan | Bermeja | Sarah Ann Island | As an astronomer and lover of mysteries, Bermeja intrigues me more with its enigmatic disappearance and the potential historical and cartographical implications. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Bermeja | Podesta | It's kind of like choosing between an elusive island and a political figure; Bermeja's got that mystery and intrigue that sparks curiosity, just like a good physics problem. |
 | Alex Trebek | Royal Company's Island | Bermeja | Royal Company's Island is better because it actually exists, unlike the elusive Bermeja. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Sarah Ann Island | Bermeja | Well, ya see, Sarah Ann Island takes the cake 'cause it actually existed, unlike Bermeja, which is kinda like a mythological hiccup on the map. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Thule Island | Bermeja | Thule Island is real and present in the South Atlantic, whereas Bermeja is a ghost of cartography, never truly found or verified. |
 | The Brain | Thule Island | Bermeja | Thule Island actually exists, while Bermeja is like the ghost of islands—legendary but unconfirmed. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Bermeja | Crocker Land | Bermeja wins because even though it vanished, its existence stirred political intrigue and conspiracy theories, adding layers to reality that Crocker Land's mere mirage couldn't match. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Bermeja | Crocker Land | Bermeja's got that legendary vanishing island vibe, perfect for a story twist or a hacker's hideout! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Hy-Brasil | Bermeja | Hy-Brasil's got that mysterious, magical vibe that tickles the curious mind more than Bermeja's here-one-minute-gone-the-next routine. |
 | The Brain | Hy-Brasil | Bermeja | Hy-Brasil is the stuff of legends, like a mystical island with more intrigue and lore, while Bermeja's just got a disappearing act with no cool stories to back it up. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Isla Grande | Bermeja | Isla Grande wins because it's a real place you can actually visit, unlike the mysterious and possibly mythical Bermeja. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Thule Island | Bermeja | Mate, Thule Island's got real estate you can actually visit, while Bermeja's a phantom isle—Thule wins by default! |
 | George Orwell | Bermeja | Sarah Ann Island | Bermeja's intriguing disappearance adds a layer of enigmatic allure that Sarah Ann Island just can't match. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Thule Island | Bermeja | Thule Island's dramatic volcanic landscape and real-world existence trump the mysterious absence of Bermeja any day! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Bermeja | Sarah Ann Island | Bermeja's got that mysterious vanishing island vibe, like a real-life Bermuda Triangle, and that's just too cool to pass up! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Royal Company's Island | Bermeja | Royal Company's Island, if it ever existed beyond legend, was a central hub of commerce and intrigue, much like a bustling Renaissance marketplace teeming with opportunity. |
 | Galileo | Bermeja | Crocker Land | Bermeja gets the nod because at least it's got some historical intrigue with those old Spanish maps, while Crocker Land turned out to be just a big icy mirage. |
 | Marie Curie | Bermeja | Sarah Ann Island | As a scientist, I find the mysterious disappearance of Bermeja intriguing, as it adds an element of enigma that could fuel further exploration and study. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Hy-Brasil | Bermeja | Hy-Brasil has that mystical Irish flair that just gives it a cooler vibe, ya know? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Thule Island | Bermeja | Thule Island is a real place you can actually visit, whereas Bermeja is a phantom island that continues to elude explorers and maps. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Bermeja | Saxemberg Island | Bermeja gets the nod because its mysterious disappearance is like a plot twist in a Pynchon novel, and nothing hooks me more than an unsolved mystery. |
 | John von Neumann | Hy-Brasil | Bermeja | Hy-Brasil's got the mystical allure and legendary status that just outshines Bermeja's cartographic mystery, like comparing an epic saga to a missing footnote. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Bermeja | Royal Company's Island | Well, ya know, Bermeja's got that mystical disappearance thing going on, which is like a real-life unsolved mystery, and as a trivia buff, that's just too cool to pass up! |
 | David Macaulay | Bermeja | Crocker Land | Bermeja's got the mystery and intrigue nailed down, while Crocker Land turned out to be a mirage—at least Bermeja kept us guessing way longer! |
 | Doc Brown | Saxemberg Island | Bermeja | Saxemberg Island gets the nod because it's got that cool mystery vibe of vanishing and reappearing, just like my DeLorean when it hits 88 miles per hour! |