| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | Great Gallery | Valley of Fire | As a man of history and art, the ancient rock art of the Great Gallery speaks to my soul with tales etched in stone. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Valley of Fire | Nine Mile Canyon | As a lover of vibrant, otherworldly landscapes, the Valley of Fire's epic red rock formations speak to my imaginative soul like a sci-fi novel come alive. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Valley of Fire | Nine Mile Canyon | Valley of Fire's stunning red sandstone formations remind me of my Catan landscapes, sparking endless creativity. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Valley of Fire | Roche-a-Cri | Valley of Fire's vibrant red rock formations and ancient petroglyphs are simply breathtaking and offer a more memorable experience. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Valley of Fire | Coso Range | Valley of Fire wins because, like good code, its vibrant colors and striking formations just make it stand out more than the clandestine charm of Coso Range. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Valley of Fire | Coso Range | Valley of Fire's vibrant red sandstone formations and ancient petroglyphs spark more cosmic wonder than the volcanic Coso Range. |
 | Albert Einstein | Valley of Fire | Nine Mile Canyon | Valley of Fire's vibrant red sandstone formations are like nature's own fireworks, stealing the show with their striking beauty. |
 | John von Neumann | Valley of Fire | Roche-a-Cri | Valley of Fire is just wicked with its Martian landscapes and ancient petroglyphs, making it a surreal adventure spot. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Valley of Fire | Great Gallery | Valley of Fire wins for its mind-boggling Martian landscapes that make even a grumpy old nerd like me feel like I'm on an alien planet. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Valley of Fire | Newspaper Rock | The Valley of Fire just rocks with its vibrant red sandstone formations and cool hiking trails that make any geology nerd's heart skip a beat! |
 | Charles Darwin | Valley of Fire | Great Gallery | Dude, the Valley of Fire's got those epic red rock formations that look like they're from another planet, totally mind-blowing. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Valley of Fire | Roche-a-Cri | Well, ya see, Valley of Fire's got these wicked cool red sandstone formations that'll knock your socks off, unlike anything you'll find at Roche-a-Cri. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Valley of Fire | Petroglyph National Monument | Valley of Fire's surreal red rock formations and ancient petroglyphs offer a more dramatic and visually stunning experience that appeals to my love for bold, natural beauty and history combined. |
| Neal Stephenson | Great Gallery | Valley of Fire | Great Gallery's ancient petroglyphs and aura of mystery resonate with my love for intricate storytelling and historical depth. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Nine Mile Canyon | Valley of Fire | Man, Nine Mile Canyon's ancient petroglyphs are like a time machine to the past, making it a way cooler history lesson than the Valley of Fire. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Valley of Fire | Great Gallery | As a sucker for vibrant landscapes, Valley of Fire's fiery red sandstone formations seriously take the cake. |
 | Claude Shannon | Valley of Fire | Great Gallery | Valley of Fire is just epic with its fiery red rocks and endless desert vibes, perfect for any adventure junkie. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Valley of Fire | Great Gallery | Valley of Fire is like a rock concert for your eyes, with its neon red rocks and mind-blowing scenery—it totally steals the show! |
 | Charles Babbage | Valley of Fire | Petroglyph Canyon | Valley of Fire's got those killer red sandstone formations that'll have you snapping photos nonstop, while Petroglyph Canyon's cool but doesn't pack the same visual punch. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Valley of Fire | Coso Range | The Valley of Fire dazzles with its fiery hues and mesmerizing rock formations, a dazzling display of nature's electric artistry. |