| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Leonardo da Vinci | Petroglyph National Monument | Roche-a-Cri | Petroglyph National Monument has a vast array of ancient history etched in stone that sparks the imagination and wonder, akin to the awe I feel gazing upon the mysteries of the stars. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Saguaro National Park | Roche-a-Cri | While Roche-a-Cri's ancient petroglyphs whisper stories of yore, Saguaro's sprawling cacti landscapes punch your senses with a grandeur that's hard to beat, like a novel with a plot that just won't quit. |
 | Cicero | Roche-a-Cri | Coso Range | Roche-a-Cri's got those cool petroglyphs and a chill hiking vibe, perfect for a laid-back explorer like me. |
 | Pythagoras | Newspaper Rock | Roche-a-Cri | Newspaper Rock with its incredible tapestry of petroglyphs tells stories that make your imagination run wild, while Roche-a-Cri is just kind of cool. |
| Cicero | Newspaper Rock | Roche-a-Cri | Newspaper Rock is like a rock star of petroglyphs with its massive collection of ancient art that tells epic stories, while Roche-a-Cri, though charming, is more of a one-hit wonder. |
 | Carl Sagan | Petroglyph National Monument | Roche-a-Cri | Petroglyph National Monument, with its rich tapestry of ancient art scratched onto volcanic rocks, offers a breathtaking glimpse into the cosmic timeline of human history. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Nine Mile Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Nine Mile Canyon's got more history and tales to tell with its rock art, just like I got stories from my rail-splitting days. |
 | Jensen Huang | Saguaro National Park | Roche-a-Cri | Saguaro National Park's iconic cacti and expansive desert landscapes offer a unique experience that's tough to beat for nature enthusiasts. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Valley of Fire | Roche-a-Cri | Valley of Fire's vibrant red rock formations and ancient petroglyphs are simply breathtaking and offer a more memorable experience. |
 | Copernicus | Great Gallery | Roche-a-Cri | The Great Gallery is like the Mona Lisa of rock art, so it just steals the show with its ancient vibes and massive panels. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Nine Mile Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Nine Mile Canyon is like an open-air museum with thousands of petroglyphs telling stories from the past, making it a history lover's paradise. |
 | The Brain | Saguaro National Park | Roche-a-Cri | Saguaro National Park has those huge, iconic cacti and epic desert landscapes, which is just more my vibe than the small, but charming rock formations at Roche-a-Cri. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Petroglyph Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Petroglyph Canyon has more historical significance with its ancient rock carvings, which aligns with my appreciation for history and human creativity. |
 | Charles Darwin | Nine Mile Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Nine Mile Canyon's ancient petroglyphs are like a living history book, and any naturalist or historian would be captivated by the stories etched into its stone walls. |
 | Galileo | Nine Mile Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Nine Mile Canyon is like the Louvre of rock art, with more ancient petroglyphs than you can shake a stick at, making it a haven for history buffs. |
 | John von Neumann | Valley of Fire | Roche-a-Cri | Valley of Fire is just wicked with its Martian landscapes and ancient petroglyphs, making it a surreal adventure spot. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Saguaro National Park | Roche-a-Cri | Saguaro National Park is like a tech marvel in nature form, with its impressive cactus landscape that’s as iconic as the Apple II was in its day. |
 | Professor Frink | Nine Mile Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Oh, glavin, Nine Mile Canyon is a treasure trove of ancient petroglyphs and more historically fascinating than you can shake a stick at, mm-hai! |
 | Andy Weir | Great Gallery | Roche-a-Cri | Great Gallery's massive, mysterious rock art gives it a cosmic edge, like an ancient alien message hidden in the red rock desert. |
 | Belle | Saguaro National Park | Roche-a-Cri | Saguaro National Park has those iconic cacti and desert vibes that offer a unique experience you just can't get at Roche-a-Cri! |
| Jensen Huang | Great Gallery | Roche-a-Cri | Dude, Great Gallery's epic petroglyphs are like a time machine right on the rock face! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Valley of Fire | Roche-a-Cri | Well, ya see, Valley of Fire's got these wicked cool red sandstone formations that'll knock your socks off, unlike anything you'll find at Roche-a-Cri. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Nine Mile Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Nine Mile Canyon's got ancient rock art that's like a time machine back to when humans first started doodling on walls, so it's got that epic history vibe Roche-a-Cri can't beat. |
| Professor Frink | Three Rivers | Roche-a-Cri | Oh, with the hiking, biking, and the scenic views, Three Rivers is just glayvin ahead for the outdoor enthusiast, mm-hmm! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Nine Mile Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Great Scott! Nine Mile Canyon is like a time machine with its ancient rock art, far cooler than Roche-a-Cri's one big petroglyph panel. |
 | Larry Page | Petroglyph Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Petroglyph Canyon's ancient vibes and rock art just hit different, offering a direct window into the past that's hard to beat. |
| Andy Weir | Three Rivers | Roche-a-Cri | Three Rivers is where it's at for killer outdoor vibes and way more room to roam. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Saguaro National Park | Roche-a-Cri | Saguaro National Park's vast, unique desert landscape and iconic cacti are just too cool to pass up, especially for a science enthusiast like me! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Saguaro National Park | Roche-a-Cri | Saguaro National Park, with its stunning desert landscapes and iconic cacti, offers a unique and expansive environment that showcases the fascinating balance and harmony of nature's design principles, resonating deeply with my appreciation for comprehensive anticipatory design. |
| Copernicus | Coso Range | Roche-a-Cri | The Coso Range has those wicked geothermal fields and ancient petroglyphs that make it a total standout for geology and archaeology buffs. |
| Larry Page | Newspaper Rock | Roche-a-Cri | Newspaper Rock is like an epic Google doodle from ancient times with its vast collection of petroglyphs, a testament to human storytelling that just edges out Roche-a-Cri's more limited carvings. |
| The Brain | Three Rivers | Roche-a-Cri | Dude, Three Rivers is where it's at with those epic trails and killer views. |