| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doogie Howser | Nine Mile Canyon | Three Rivers | Dude, Nine Mile Canyon's got way more petroglyphs and history to explore, so it's like a total jackpot for adventure geeks like me! |
 | Archimedes | Nine Mile Canyon | Great Gallery | Nine Mile Canyon is like the ultimate open-air museum with its crazy amount of petroglyphs and rock art, offering a more diverse and extensive historical experience than the Great Gallery. |
 | Galileo | Coso Range | Nine Mile Canyon | Coso Range is wicked cool because it blends geothermal activity with ancient petroglyphs, making it a nerd's paradise. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Valley of Fire | Nine Mile Canyon | As a lover of vibrant, otherworldly landscapes, the Valley of Fire's epic red rock formations speak to my imaginative soul like a sci-fi novel come alive. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Nine Mile Canyon | Petroglyph Canyon | Nine Mile Canyon is like the Louvre of rock art with its massive collection, making it the go-to spot for petroglyph fans. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Valley of Fire | Nine Mile Canyon | Valley of Fire's stunning red sandstone formations remind me of my Catan landscapes, sparking endless creativity. |
 | Data | Saguaro National Park | Nine Mile Canyon | Saguaro National Park's vast desert landscapes and iconic cacti offer a more unique and quintessentially Southwestern experience compared to Nine Mile Canyon's petroglyphs. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Nine Mile Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Nine Mile Canyon's got more history and tales to tell with its rock art, just like I got stories from my rail-splitting days. |
| Archimedes | Nine Mile Canyon | Newspaper Rock | Nine Mile Canyon is like an open-air art gallery with way more petroglyphs to geek out over than Newspaper Rock. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Nine Mile Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Nine Mile Canyon is like an open-air museum with thousands of petroglyphs telling stories from the past, making it a history lover's paradise. |
 | Charles Darwin | Nine Mile Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Nine Mile Canyon's ancient petroglyphs are like a living history book, and any naturalist or historian would be captivated by the stories etched into its stone walls. |
 | Albert Einstein | Valley of Fire | Nine Mile Canyon | Valley of Fire's vibrant red sandstone formations are like nature's own fireworks, stealing the show with their striking beauty. |
 | Pythagoras | Nine Mile Canyon | Three Rivers | Nine Mile Canyon's extensive and well-preserved rock art makes it a nerd's paradise for history lovers and outdoor enthusiasts alike. |
| Galileo | Nine Mile Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Nine Mile Canyon is like the Louvre of rock art, with more ancient petroglyphs than you can shake a stick at, making it a haven for history buffs. |
 | George Washington Carver | Nine Mile Canyon | Three Rivers | Nine Mile Canyon is like the Louvre of the West with its extensive rock art gallery that just blows Three Rivers out of the water. |
 | Professor Frink | Nine Mile Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Oh, glavin, Nine Mile Canyon is a treasure trove of ancient petroglyphs and more historically fascinating than you can shake a stick at, mm-hai! |
| Galileo | Saguaro National Park | Nine Mile Canyon | Saguaro National Park is the place to be if you're vibin' with those iconic giant cacti and want that classic desert feel. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Great Gallery | Nine Mile Canyon | Great Gallery's rock art is so captivating, it's like looking into the soul of ancient America—just can't beat that historical vibe! |
| Klaus Teuber | Petroglyph National Monument | Nine Mile Canyon | As the game designer Klaus Teuber, I'd pick Petroglyph National Monument for its diverse historical rock carvings that spark the imagination like a gripping game of Catan. |
| George Washington Carver | Three Rivers | Nine Mile Canyon | As a nature-loving soul with a penchant for history, Three Rivers wins with its captivating petroglyphs set against the serene New Mexico landscape, offering both inspiration and solitude. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Nine Mile Canyon | Great Gallery | Nine Mile Canyon is a smorgasbord of petroglyphs and a testament to human expression, much like a Vonnegut novel with its rich tapestry of life. |
 | David Macaulay | Saguaro National Park | Nine Mile Canyon | Man, those giant cacti in Saguaro National Park are just out-of-this-world cool; it's like stepping into a living Dr. Seuss book! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Nine Mile Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Nine Mile Canyon's got ancient rock art that's like a time machine back to when humans first started doodling on walls, so it's got that epic history vibe Roche-a-Cri can't beat. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Nine Mile Canyon | Valley of Fire | Man, Nine Mile Canyon's ancient petroglyphs are like a time machine to the past, making it a way cooler history lesson than the Valley of Fire. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Nine Mile Canyon | Roche-a-Cri | Great Scott! Nine Mile Canyon is like a time machine with its ancient rock art, far cooler than Roche-a-Cri's one big petroglyph panel. |
| Doogie Howser | Nine Mile Canyon | Petroglyph Canyon | Nine Mile Canyon's got way more petroglyphs, it's like an art gallery, bro! |
| Archimedes | Nine Mile Canyon | Coso Range | Nine Mile Canyon is like an outdoor art gallery with its rock art and petroglyphs—totally a history buff's paradise! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Nine Mile Canyon | Three Rivers | Nine Mile Canyon is basically an outdoor museum with thousands of ancient rock art sites, making it a total treasure trove for history buffs. |
| Archimedes | Saguaro National Park | Nine Mile Canyon | Saguaro National Park takes the cake with its iconic desert landscapes and those tall, cool cacti that make for epic sunsets. |