| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Orwell | Petroglyph National Monument | Newspaper Rock | Petroglyph National Monument offers a broader scope of ancient artistry and cultural significance, making it a richer experience for exploring the historical interplay between humans and nature. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Petroglyph National Monument | Newspaper Rock | Petroglyph National Monument takes the cake with its vast collection of petroglyphs offering a diverse glimpse into the lives of ancient peoples, making it a rockin' historical hotspot. |
 | Doc Brown | Saguaro National Park | Newspaper Rock | Great Scott! Saguaro National Park's vast desert and towering cacti are like stepping into a sci-fi landscape, making it a time-traveling adventure you can't miss. |
 | Pythagoras | Newspaper Rock | Roche-a-Cri | Newspaper Rock with its incredible tapestry of petroglyphs tells stories that make your imagination run wild, while Roche-a-Cri is just kind of cool. |
 | Cicero | Newspaper Rock | Roche-a-Cri | Newspaper Rock is like a rock star of petroglyphs with its massive collection of ancient art that tells epic stories, while Roche-a-Cri, though charming, is more of a one-hit wonder. |
 | Archimedes | Nine Mile Canyon | Newspaper Rock | Nine Mile Canyon is like an open-air art gallery with way more petroglyphs to geek out over than Newspaper Rock. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Valley of Fire | Newspaper Rock | The Valley of Fire just rocks with its vibrant red sandstone formations and cool hiking trails that make any geology nerd's heart skip a beat! |
 | Larry Page | Great Gallery | Newspaper Rock | The Great Gallery is like the Mona Lisa of rock art, just absolutely mind-blowing in its scale and intricacy. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Newspaper Rock | Petroglyph National Monument | Newspaper Rock is like a timeless Twitter feed etched in stone, offering an enigmatic glimpse into ancient storytelling that just edges out the broader sprawl of Petroglyph National Monument. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Petroglyph National Monument | Newspaper Rock | Petroglyph National Monument rocks it with way more carvings and epic trails to explore! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Newspaper Rock | Petroglyph Canyon | Newspaper Rock has this rad variety of ancient messages that just vibes with history buffs like me. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Petroglyph National Monument | Newspaper Rock | Petroglyph National Monument wins because it's got a larger collection of petroglyphs, and more variety means more fun, just like more code means more fun for me! |
 | Galileo | Petroglyph National Monument | Newspaper Rock | Petroglyph National Monument rocks more with its vast collection of ancient carvings and wicked scenic trails. |
| Larry Page | Newspaper Rock | Roche-a-Cri | Newspaper Rock is like an epic Google doodle from ancient times with its vast collection of petroglyphs, a testament to human storytelling that just edges out Roche-a-Cri's more limited carvings. |