| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Nine Mile Canyon | Great Gallery | Nine Mile Canyon is like the ultimate open-air museum with its crazy amount of petroglyphs and rock art, offering a more diverse and extensive historical experience than the Great Gallery. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Great Gallery | Valley of Fire | As a man of history and art, the ancient rock art of the Great Gallery speaks to my soul with tales etched in stone. |
 | Copernicus | Great Gallery | Roche-a-Cri | The Great Gallery is like the Mona Lisa of rock art, so it just steals the show with its ancient vibes and massive panels. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Great Gallery | Petroglyph Canyon | As a fellow who appreciates grand displays of storytelling, the Great Gallery’s massive, enigmatic figures feel like they’re delivering a speech in stone, capturing a saga that's awe-inspiring, just like the best of oratory. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Valley of Fire | Great Gallery | Valley of Fire wins for its mind-boggling Martian landscapes that make even a grumpy old nerd like me feel like I'm on an alien planet. |
 | Andy Weir | Great Gallery | Roche-a-Cri | Great Gallery's massive, mysterious rock art gives it a cosmic edge, like an ancient alien message hidden in the red rock desert. |
 | Belle | Great Gallery | Coso Range | Dude, the Great Gallery's got those massive, ancient rock art panels that are mind-blowing, while Coso Range is cool but just doesn't match up. |
 | Jensen Huang | Great Gallery | Roche-a-Cri | Dude, Great Gallery's epic petroglyphs are like a time machine right on the rock face! |
 | Charles Darwin | Valley of Fire | Great Gallery | Dude, the Valley of Fire's got those epic red rock formations that look like they're from another planet, totally mind-blowing. |
 | Professor Frink | Great Gallery | Coso Range | Great Gallery's got them big, mind-blowin' rock art panels that'll make your brain go 'whoa!', compared to Coso's cool carvings, but, you know, size matters here, glavin! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Great Gallery | Petroglyph Canyon | The Great Gallery is the Mona Lisa of rock art, with those massive, intricate figures making you feel like you're stepping into an ancient storybook. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Great Gallery | Nine Mile Canyon | Great Gallery's rock art is so captivating, it's like looking into the soul of ancient America—just can't beat that historical vibe! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Nine Mile Canyon | Great Gallery | Nine Mile Canyon is a smorgasbord of petroglyphs and a testament to human expression, much like a Vonnegut novel with its rich tapestry of life. |
 | Doc Brown | Great Gallery | Coso Range | Great Scott! The Great Gallery's ancient rock art is a time-traveling spectacle of humanity's past that just leaves you in awe! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Great Gallery | Valley of Fire | Great Gallery's ancient petroglyphs and aura of mystery resonate with my love for intricate storytelling and historical depth. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Great Gallery | Petroglyph Canyon | The Great Gallery's sheer scale and detail in its rock art are an electrifying testament to ancient creativity, resonating with my love for powerful and awe-inspiring inventions. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Valley of Fire | Great Gallery | As a sucker for vibrant landscapes, Valley of Fire's fiery red sandstone formations seriously take the cake. |
 | Larry Page | Great Gallery | Newspaper Rock | The Great Gallery is like the Mona Lisa of rock art, just absolutely mind-blowing in its scale and intricacy. |
 | Claude Shannon | Valley of Fire | Great Gallery | Valley of Fire is just epic with its fiery red rocks and endless desert vibes, perfect for any adventure junkie. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Valley of Fire | Great Gallery | Valley of Fire is like a rock concert for your eyes, with its neon red rocks and mind-blowing scenery—it totally steals the show! |
 | Albert Einstein | Saguaro National Park | Great Gallery | Saguaro National Park is a natural wonderland where you can bask in the glory of those towering cacti and soak up some desert vibes, man! |
| Jensen Huang | Petroglyph Canyon | Great Gallery | Petroglyph Canyon is like the GPU of ancient art, offering layers of rich, intricate designs that just compute a more immersive experience. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Great Gallery | Petroglyph Canyon | Man, the Great Gallery's got these life-sized pictographs that just blow your mind with their ancient artistry! |
 | John von Neumann | Three Rivers | Great Gallery | Three Rivers is a treasure trove of ancient Indian art and culture, offering a more comprehensive experience that tickles my nerdy curiosity. |