| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Food Forest | Sheet Mulching | A Food Forest feels like nature's buffet, providing a diverse ecosystem that's more sustainable and self-sufficient, much like my pursuit of harmony in microbial growth. |
 | Data | Polyculture | Sheet Mulching | Yo, polyculture just rocks because it's like nature's way of throwing a party where everyone's invited and it boosts biodiversity, man! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Sheet Mulching | Herb Spiral | Sheet Mulching is like a magic carpet ride for soil health, making it the go-to for large areas of awesome, nutrient-rich earth. |
 | Larry Page | Forest Garden | Sheet Mulching | A Forest Garden is like having a self-sustaining ecosystem in your backyard, which is the ultimate nerdy permaculture experiment. |
 | Alex Trebek | Forest Garden | Sheet Mulching | Forest Garden wins because it's like nature's own grocery store, blending productivity with sustainability in a way that just makes sense. |
 | Charles Darwin | Rainwater Harvesting | Sheet Mulching | Rainwater Harvesting is the bee's knees because it tackles water conservation directly, which is crucial for sustainability and adaptation in changing climates. |
 | Doc Brown | Rainwater Harvesting | Sheet Mulching | Rainwater Harvesting is like capturing the future in a bottle, because water's gonna be the fuel for everything, just like my DeLorean! |
 | Andy Weir | Agroforestry | Sheet Mulching | Agroforestry, because it's like a badass combo of farming and forestry that boosts biodiversity and sustainability, while sheet mulching is just a cool gardening hack. |
 | Albert Einstein | Companion Planting | Sheet Mulching | Companion planting's like a genius buddy system for your garden, boosting growth and pest control naturally. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Sheet Mulching | Herb Spiral | Sheet mulching is like the Swiss army knife of permaculture, handling weeds and building soil with minimal fuss, while herb spirals are cool but a bit more niche. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Forest Garden | Sheet Mulching | As someone who dreams of harnessing the natural energy around us, a Forest Garden feels like a self-sustaining power plant of biodiversity and abundance. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Sheet Mulching | Herb Spiral | Sheet mulching is like the ultimate hacker tool for lazy gardeners, turning chaos into fertile order with minimal effort. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Polyculture | Sheet Mulching | In the spirit of unity and diversity, just like our Union, polyculture promotes a thriving ecosystem by growing multiple crops together. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Agroforestry | Sheet Mulching | Agroforestry seamlessly blends trees with crops, creating a sustainable system that mirrors nature's own designs in a way that I, Leonardo, find most harmonious and innovative. |
 | Archimedes | Food Forest | Sheet Mulching | Food forests are the bomb because they create a self-sustaining ecosystem that keeps giving back, while sheet mulching is just a really cool way to prep the soil. |