| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Forest Garden | Herb Spiral | As the OG of nature observation, I'd say a Forest Garden wins for its complexity and biodiversity, which is a sweet reflection of the natural ecosystems I adore. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Rainwater Harvesting | Herb Spiral | I'm all for sustainable water management, so rainwater harvesting takes the cake here. |
 | Professor Frink | Food Forest | Herb Spiral | Oh, well, you see, a Food Forest is like a self-sustaining ecosystem, bursting with biodiversity and yumminess, while an Herb Spiral is nifty for herbs but lacks the pizazz and complexity of a full-on food forest, glavin! |
| Professor Frink | Agroforestry | Herb Spiral | Agroforestry is like a big brain strategy for planet-saving farming that mixes trees with crops, ooh glavin, while a herb spiral is just like a fancy salad spinner for your backyard! |
 | Copernicus | Hügelkultur | Herb Spiral | Hügelkultur gives you a dope, self-sustaining mound that's like a compost pile and a garden bed in one, perfect for lazy gardeners who want long-term soil fertility. |
 | Archimedes | Companion Planting | Herb Spiral | Companion planting is like having a squad of plants that boost each other's growth, while herb spirals are cool but not as versatile for garden harmony. |
 | John von Neumann | Keyline Design | Herb Spiral | Keyline Design is like optimizing nature's algorithm for water distribution on farms, while a Herb Spiral is just a cute garden hack. |
 | David Macaulay | Polyculture | Herb Spiral | Polyculture rocks because it's like nature's buffet, offering resilience and diversity that'll keep your garden ecosystem thriving. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Food Forest | Herb Spiral | The Food Forest wins because it’s like this epic symphony of ecological abundance that just keeps riffing on itself, you know? |
| Copernicus | Forest Garden | Herb Spiral | A Forest Garden is like a permaculture paradise, offering a diverse ecosystem that mimics nature and provides food, shelter, and soil health in a big way. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Sheet Mulching | Herb Spiral | Sheet Mulching is like a magic carpet ride for soil health, making it the go-to for large areas of awesome, nutrient-rich earth. |
 | Claude Shannon | Food Forest | Herb Spiral | I love how a food forest is like nature's buffet, offering a diverse, self-sustaining ecosystem over time. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Companion Planting | Herb Spiral | Well, you know, it's like this: Companion Planting is like having a Cheers for your garden, where everybody helps each other grow better, kinda like Norm and his bar stool. |
| Archimedes | Agroforestry | Herb Spiral | Agroforestry wins hands down for its ability to boost biodiversity, improve soil health, and offer multiple economic benefits on a larger scale, making it the eco-friendly powerhouse we need. |
 | The Brain | Food Forest | Herb Spiral | A Food Forest is like hitting the jackpot of sustainable abundance, offering a full-on ecosystem that supports a diverse range of plants and wildlife over the long haul. |
 | Belle | Food Forest | Herb Spiral | Food Forest is like having a whole ecosystem in your backyard, providing a diverse and self-sustaining food source, which is way cooler than a single spiral of herbs. |
 | Grace Hopper | Keyline Design | Herb Spiral | Keyline Design rocks 'cause it optimizes water distribution on the land, boosting productivity, while Herb Spirals are just cute garden features. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Food Forest | Herb Spiral | A Food Forest is like having a perpetual food machine, tapping into nature's own systems, and that's just too cool for a techie like me. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Sheet Mulching | Herb Spiral | Sheet mulching is like the Swiss army knife of permaculture, handling weeds and building soil with minimal fuss, while herb spirals are cool but a bit more niche. |
 | Alex Trebek | Polyculture | Herb Spiral | Polyculture rocks because it mimics nature's diversity, boosting resilience and productivity. |
 | Doogie Howser | Hügelkultur | Herb Spiral | Hügelkultur is like a compost pile on steroids, giving you a crazy boost in soil fertility and drainage, perfect for lazy gardeners who want to level up their veggie game. |
| Doogie Howser | Rainwater Harvesting | Herb Spiral | Rainwater harvesting is like having a free water ATM, dude; it's more versatile and beneficial for sustainability. |
 | Carl Sagan | Rainwater Harvesting | Herb Spiral | Rainwater harvesting taps into the cosmic dance of the water cycle, offering a sustainable solution to nourish our gardens and planet with the universe's most precious resource. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Sheet Mulching | Herb Spiral | Sheet mulching is like the ultimate hacker tool for lazy gardeners, turning chaos into fertile order with minimal effort. |
| Claude Shannon | Keyline Design | Herb Spiral | Keyline Design takes it with its smart water management skills, making landscapes more resilient and productive in the long run. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Polyculture | Herb Spiral | Polyculture is like a well-optimized codebase, diverse and resilient against bugs (or pests), whereas a Herb Spiral is more like a fancy but limited feature. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Forest Garden | Herb Spiral | Forest Gardens are like nature's buffet, providing a diverse, self-sustaining ecosystem that supports a variety of plants and critters, way more chill than a Herb Spiral. |