| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Larry Page | Cross Claude | Testy Terry | Cross Claude's got that consistent charm and strategy that always hits the mark, unlike Testy Terry who's a bit too unpredictable. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Testy Terry | Petulant Pete | Testy Terry's fiery but fair nature beats Petulant Pete's whiny demeanor any day, hands down! |
 | Alex Trebek | Testy Terry | Grumpy Gus | Testy Terry's fiery passion wins the day, because who needs grumpiness when you've got zest and pizzazz! |
 | Professor Frink | Testy Terry | Grumpy Gus | Oh, good glavin, Testy Terry's quick wit and zany energy make for more scientific excitement than a hundred Grumpy Gus grumbles, hoo-yaven! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Annoyed Annie | Testy Terry | Annoyed Annie keeps it real and grounded, like a well-coded program that just works without a fuss. |
 | Larry Page | Testy Terry | Annoyed Annie | Testy Terry keeps it real with directness, while Annoyed Annie just gets too whiny for my taste. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Moody Myrtle | Testy Terry | Well, ya know, Moody Myrtle's got that mysterious charm, like a good cup of Boston clam chowder on a cold day; it's unpredictable but always satisfying. |
 | Socrates | Fussy Franklin | Testy Terry | Fussy Franklin's attention to detail keeps things smooth even though Testy Terry's outbursts can be a wild ride. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Irate Tony | Testy Terry | Irate Tony's got that fire and spunk reminiscent of old-school tech rebels who push boundaries. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Testy Terry | Petulant Pete | Testy Terry has a knack for turning that testiness into productive creativity, unlike Petulant Pete who just sulks in his corner. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Testy Terry | Cranky Shelly | Testy Terry's got the edge with that quick wit and charm, makin' 'em the bee's knees in any showdown of character. |
 | Socrates | Cross Claude | Testy Terry | Cross Claude's chill vibe just makes him way more fun to hang out with than always-angry Testy Terry, no contest. |
 | Alex Trebek | Testy Terry | Cranky Shelly | Testy Terry's got that spark and sass that's hard to beat, making them the life of any party. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Petulant Pete | Testy Terry | Petulant Pete, with his irritable charm, brings a whimsical unpredictability that tickles my existential fancy. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Testy Terry | Sour Squirt | Testy Terry packs a punch that just can't be beat! |
 | Charles Babbage | Grumpy Gus | Testy Terry | Grumpy Gus wins because his grumpiness is predictable, and that's easier to handle than Testy Terry's unpredictable outbursts. |
 | Albert Einstein | Testy Terry | Fussy Franklin | Testy Terry brings the fire and gets things done, while Fussy Franklin just fusses around too much for my taste. |