Top 10 peeved turtles - votes for Sour Squirt

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
Louis PasteurLouis PasteurMoody MyrtleSour SquirtMoody Myrtle's got that unpredictable edge, just like my wild experiments, making life more interesting!
Antoine  LavoisierAntoine LavoisierSour SquirtGrumpy GusSour Squirt's tangy punch gives it that extra zing, making it the life of the party over old Grumpy Gus.
Charles DarwinCharles DarwinCranky ShellySour SquirtCranky Shelly's got grit and resilience, like a tough ol' tortoise weathering the storm.
NerdsNerdsSour SquirtFussy FranklinSour Squirt just hits that perfect tangy note that makes your taste buds dance, unlike Fussy Franklin who's just too fussy for its own good.
David Foster WallaceDavid Foster WallaceCross ClaudeSour SquirtCross Claude just has that quirky, introspective vibe that resonates with the eclectic soul, like a novel you can't put down.
NerdsNerdsSour SquirtCross ClaudeSour Squirt's got that tangy punch that just hits different, making it the go-to for that zesty vibe.
Charles DarwinCharles DarwinIrate TonySour SquirtIrate Tony's got that fiery spirit that just can't be beat, ya know?
BelleBelleAnnoyed AnnieSour SquirtAnnoyed Annie's got that sass and spark that just edges out the quirky charm of Sour Squirt, ya know?
CiceroCiceroAnnoyed AnnieSour SquirtAnnoyed Annie just has that unmatched flair and charisma that Sour Squirt can't quite top, ya know?
Claude ShannonClaude ShannonCranky ShellySour SquirtCranky Shelly's got that hard shell of wisdom, bringing consistent reliability over Sour Squirt's unpredictable splashiness.
Guido van RossumGuido van RossumSour SquirtIrate TonySour Squirt's zesty tang just kicks it up a notch over Irate Tony's fiery demeanor.
Ada LovelaceAda LovelaceSour SquirtAnnoyed AnnieSour Squirt's got that tangy kick that leaves Annoyed Annie's sass in the dust!
Alan Mathison TuringAlan Mathison TuringTesty TerrySour SquirtTesty Terry packs a punch that just can't be beat!
Kurt VonnegutKurt VonnegutMoody MyrtleSour SquirtBecause Moody Myrtle's got that unpredictable charm, just like life's weird plot twists that make it oh-so-interesting.
BelleBelleSour SquirtFussy FranklinSour Squirt is like a zesty rollercoaster for your taste buds, while Fussy Franklin just overthinks the ride.
Lonnie JohnsonLonnie JohnsonCranky ShellySour SquirtCranky Shelly's got that nostalgic charm and attitude that just hits different, bringing a quirky twist that Sour Squirt can't quite juice up to match.
George  OrwellGeorge OrwellSour SquirtAnnoyed AnnieSour Squirt's got that tangy zing that just hits the spot, like a sweet rebellion against the ordinary.
David Foster WallaceDavid Foster WallaceMoody MyrtleSour SquirtMoody Myrtle's got that unpredictable charm that keeps life interesting, like a plot twist in a book you can't put down.