| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Moody Myrtle | Sour Squirt | Moody Myrtle's got that unpredictable edge, just like my wild experiments, making life more interesting! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Sour Squirt | Grumpy Gus | Sour Squirt's tangy punch gives it that extra zing, making it the life of the party over old Grumpy Gus. |
 | Charles Darwin | Cranky Shelly | Sour Squirt | Cranky Shelly's got grit and resilience, like a tough ol' tortoise weathering the storm. |
 | Nerds | Sour Squirt | Fussy Franklin | Sour Squirt just hits that perfect tangy note that makes your taste buds dance, unlike Fussy Franklin who's just too fussy for its own good. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Cross Claude | Sour Squirt | Cross Claude just has that quirky, introspective vibe that resonates with the eclectic soul, like a novel you can't put down. |
 | Nerds | Sour Squirt | Cross Claude | Sour Squirt's got that tangy punch that just hits different, making it the go-to for that zesty vibe. |
 | Charles Darwin | Irate Tony | Sour Squirt | Irate Tony's got that fiery spirit that just can't be beat, ya know? |
 | Belle | Annoyed Annie | Sour Squirt | Annoyed Annie's got that sass and spark that just edges out the quirky charm of Sour Squirt, ya know? |
 | Cicero | Annoyed Annie | Sour Squirt | Annoyed Annie just has that unmatched flair and charisma that Sour Squirt can't quite top, ya know? |
 | Claude Shannon | Cranky Shelly | Sour Squirt | Cranky Shelly's got that hard shell of wisdom, bringing consistent reliability over Sour Squirt's unpredictable splashiness. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Sour Squirt | Irate Tony | Sour Squirt's zesty tang just kicks it up a notch over Irate Tony's fiery demeanor. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Sour Squirt | Annoyed Annie | Sour Squirt's got that tangy kick that leaves Annoyed Annie's sass in the dust! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Testy Terry | Sour Squirt | Testy Terry packs a punch that just can't be beat! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Moody Myrtle | Sour Squirt | Because Moody Myrtle's got that unpredictable charm, just like life's weird plot twists that make it oh-so-interesting. |
 | Belle | Sour Squirt | Fussy Franklin | Sour Squirt is like a zesty rollercoaster for your taste buds, while Fussy Franklin just overthinks the ride. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Cranky Shelly | Sour Squirt | Cranky Shelly's got that nostalgic charm and attitude that just hits different, bringing a quirky twist that Sour Squirt can't quite juice up to match. |
 | George Orwell | Sour Squirt | Annoyed Annie | Sour Squirt's got that tangy zing that just hits the spot, like a sweet rebellion against the ordinary. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Moody Myrtle | Sour Squirt | Moody Myrtle's got that unpredictable charm that keeps life interesting, like a plot twist in a book you can't put down. |