| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Testy Terry | Petulant Pete | Testy Terry's fiery but fair nature beats Petulant Pete's whiny demeanor any day, hands down! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Annoyed Annie | Petulant Pete | I prefer Annoyed Annie because dealing with the kernel is enough petulance for one lifetime. |
 | David Macaulay | Irate Tony | Petulant Pete | Irate Tony's got that fiery passion that keeps things lively, while Petulant Pete just whines too much. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Annoyed Annie | Petulant Pete | Annoyed Annie’s got that practical edge, channeling her irritation into action, which is way more efficient than Petulant Pete’s endless sulking. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Annoyed Annie | Petulant Pete | Well, ya know, Annoyed Annie's got a bit more grit and determination, kinda like a Boston terrier, so she's the clear choice there, I'd say. |
 | Andy Weir | Cranky Shelly | Petulant Pete | Cranky Shelly wins 'cause she's got that no-nonsense attitude that cuts through the fluff to get things done, just like a high-powered ion drive on a deep space probe. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Fussy Franklin | Petulant Pete | Fussy Franklin's meticulous attention to detail trumps Petulant Pete's hasty whims every time. |
 | Larry Page | Annoyed Annie | Petulant Pete | Annoyed Annie channels her annoyance into getting things done, while Petulant Pete just ends up throwing tantrums and wasting time. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Annoyed Annie | Petulant Pete | Annoyed Annie channels her frustration into action, while Petulant Pete just whines like a broken modem. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Moody Myrtle | Petulant Pete | Moody Myrtle's got that mysterious vibe that keeps things interesting, unlike Petulant Pete who's always whining about the smallest stuff. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Cross Claude | Petulant Pete | Cross Claude's got a chill vibe that smooths out the rough edges, making him the better pick in any bumpy situation. |
| Neal Stephenson | Cross Claude | Petulant Pete | Cross Claude's got the grit to push through, while Petulant Pete's just too busy throwing tantrums to get anything done. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Testy Terry | Petulant Pete | Testy Terry has a knack for turning that testiness into productive creativity, unlike Petulant Pete who just sulks in his corner. |
 | Charles Darwin | Petulant Pete | Irate Tony | Petulant Pete's got that flair and unpredictability that keeps things interesting, unlike Irate Tony who's just a broken record of anger. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Irate Tony | Petulant Pete | Irate Tony's got this fiery passion that just gets things done, no messing around! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Petulant Pete | Testy Terry | Petulant Pete, with his irritable charm, brings a whimsical unpredictability that tickles my existential fancy. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Grumpy Gus | Petulant Pete | Grumpy Gus at least keeps it real, while Petulant Pete just whines all the time. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Grumpy Gus | Petulant Pete | Grumpy Gus might be grumpy, but at least he's got some consistency; Petulant Pete's tantrums ain't nobody got time for. |