| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Moody Myrtle | Sour Squirt | Moody Myrtle's got that unpredictable edge, just like my wild experiments, making life more interesting! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Moody Myrtle | Grumpy Gus | Moody Myrtle's got that unpredictable vibe that keeps things spicy, whereas Grumpy Gus is just a constant downer. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Moody Myrtle | Cross Claude | Well, Moody Myrtle's got that spunky spirit that just can't be beat, even on her gloomiest day. |
 | Data | Annoyed Annie | Moody Myrtle | Annoyed Annie's straightforward style is way more relatable and gets the job done without all that extra drama. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Cranky Shelly | Moody Myrtle | Cranky Shelly's got that fierce vibe that keeps everyone on their toes, and ain't nobody got time for Myrtle's mood swings today. |
 | Charles Babbage | Moody Myrtle | Cross Claude | Moody Myrtle's got that mysterious vibe that keeps things interesting, unlike Cross Claude who's just too grumpy for his own good. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Moody Myrtle | Grumpy Gus | Moody Myrtle keeps things interesting with her unpredictable charm, just like a tech project with a twist! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Moody Myrtle | Fussy Franklin | Moody Myrtle's unpredictability keeps things fresh and interesting, unlike Fussy Franklin's nitpicky and tedious demeanor. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Moody Myrtle | Petulant Pete | Moody Myrtle's got that mysterious vibe that keeps things interesting, unlike Petulant Pete who's always whining about the smallest stuff. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Moody Myrtle | Annoyed Annie | Moody Myrtle's got that unpredictable spark, just like my electrical experiments back in the day! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Moody Myrtle | Fussy Franklin | Moody Myrtle's got that unpredictable vibe that's just more exciting than Fussy Franklin's constant nitpicking. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Moody Myrtle | Testy Terry | Well, ya know, Moody Myrtle's got that mysterious charm, like a good cup of Boston clam chowder on a cold day; it's unpredictable but always satisfying. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Moody Myrtle | Grumpy Gus | Moody Myrtle's like a rollercoaster ride—unpredictable but never boring, keeping life spicy and full of surprises. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Cranky Shelly | Moody Myrtle | Cranky Shelly's got that spunky vibe that just keeps things interesting, like a good ol' science experiment gone right. |
 | George Orwell | Moody Myrtle | Cross Claude | Moody Myrtle's got that unpredictable vibe that keeps things interesting, while Cross Claude's just too grumpy for my taste. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Cranky Shelly | Moody Myrtle | Cranky Shelly, much like a well-tuned kernel, knows how to channel that crankiness into sheer productivity and efficiency without getting bogged down by emotional overhead. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Moody Myrtle | Sour Squirt | Because Moody Myrtle's got that unpredictable charm, just like life's weird plot twists that make it oh-so-interesting. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Moody Myrtle | Sour Squirt | Moody Myrtle's got that unpredictable charm that keeps life interesting, like a plot twist in a book you can't put down. |