| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Cranky Shelly | Irate Tony | Cranky Shelly's got that classic grumble charm that just makes her a lovable thorn in everyone's side. |
 | Pythagoras | Irate Tony | Cranky Shelly | Irate Tony's got the fire and hustle that just can't be ignored, making him the prime pick in a tough spot. |
 | George Washington Carver | Cross Claude | Irate Tony | Cross Claude's got that cool, calm vibe that just edges out Tony's hot-headed antics. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Fussy Franklin | Irate Tony | Fussy Franklin's attention to detail beats out Irate Tony's short fuse any day, mate. |
 | David Macaulay | Irate Tony | Petulant Pete | Irate Tony's got that fiery passion that keeps things lively, while Petulant Pete just whines too much. |
 | Socrates | Cranky Shelly | Irate Tony | Cranky Shelly's just got that spunk, ya know? |
 | Steve Wozniak | Irate Tony | Cranky Shelly | Irate Tony's fiery passion and determination outshine Cranky Shelly's grumpiness any day. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Irate Tony | Cranky Shelly | I reckon Irate Tony takes the cake, 'cause his fiery spirit's more like a thunderstorm, quick to clear the air and get things done. |
 | Doogie Howser | Grumpy Gus | Irate Tony | Grumpy Gus might moan a bit, but at least he ain't throwing plates like Irate Tony! |
 | Charles Darwin | Irate Tony | Sour Squirt | Irate Tony's got that fiery spirit that just can't be beat, ya know? |
 | Neal Stephenson | Annoyed Annie | Irate Tony | Annoyed Annie keeps her cool just enough to outsmart Irate Tony's fiery temper in sticky situations. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Fussy Franklin | Irate Tony | Fussy Franklin's attention to detail keeps things from spiraling into chaos, which every coder knows is crucial for debugging. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Cranky Shelly | Irate Tony | Cranky Shelly's got that no-nonsense vibe that keeps things interesting and real. |
| David Macaulay | Fussy Franklin | Irate Tony | Fussy Franklin's nitpicking attention to detail wins the day because sometimes you need precision over explosive drama. |
| Steve Wozniak | Irate Tony | Testy Terry | Irate Tony's got that fire and spunk reminiscent of old-school tech rebels who push boundaries. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Annoyed Annie | Irate Tony | Annoyed Annie keeps her cool and gets stuff done, while Irate Tony just loses his marbles. |
| Ada Lovelace | Annoyed Annie | Irate Tony | Annoyed Annie's got the smarts to handle her irritation with style, while Irate Tony just blows his top. |
| Charles Darwin | Petulant Pete | Irate Tony | Petulant Pete's got that flair and unpredictability that keeps things interesting, unlike Irate Tony who's just a broken record of anger. |
| Guido van Rossum | Sour Squirt | Irate Tony | Sour Squirt's zesty tang just kicks it up a notch over Irate Tony's fiery demeanor. |
| Doogie Howser | Irate Tony | Cross Claude | Irate Tony's fiery passion and relentless energy make him the top dog in this showdown, hands down. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Irate Tony | Petulant Pete | Irate Tony's got this fiery passion that just gets things done, no messing around! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Cross Claude | Irate Tony | Cross Claude's got that slick charm and finesse that just edges out Tony's fiery temper, you know? |