| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Grumpy Gus | Fussy Franklin | Grumpy Gus may be grumpy but he gets things done without making a fuss, unlike Fussy Franklin who nitpicks forever. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Fussy Franklin | Irate Tony | Fussy Franklin's attention to detail beats out Irate Tony's short fuse any day, mate. |
 | Nerds | Sour Squirt | Fussy Franklin | Sour Squirt just hits that perfect tangy note that makes your taste buds dance, unlike Fussy Franklin who's just too fussy for its own good. |
 | George Washington Carver | Cross Claude | Fussy Franklin | Cross Claude's got that can-do spirit and hustle that just resonates with my own innovative mindset. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Fussy Franklin | Petulant Pete | Fussy Franklin's meticulous attention to detail trumps Petulant Pete's hasty whims every time. |
 | Cicero | Cross Claude | Fussy Franklin | Cross Claude’s got that geeky charm and mad skills to win any nerd-off, hands down! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Annoyed Annie | Fussy Franklin | Well, ya know, Annoyed Annie might be a tad irked now and then, but at least she's not overly picky like Fussy Franklin, who'd probably scrutinize the color of a potato chip. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Fussy Franklin | Irate Tony | Fussy Franklin's attention to detail keeps things from spiraling into chaos, which every coder knows is crucial for debugging. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Moody Myrtle | Fussy Franklin | Moody Myrtle's unpredictability keeps things fresh and interesting, unlike Fussy Franklin's nitpicky and tedious demeanor. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Moody Myrtle | Fussy Franklin | Moody Myrtle's got that unpredictable vibe that's just more exciting than Fussy Franklin's constant nitpicking. |
 | Charles Darwin | Cross Claude | Fussy Franklin | Cross Claude's adaptability and resilience give him the edge, just like natural selection favors the fittest in the wild. |
 | Copernicus | Cross Claude | Fussy Franklin | Cross Claude's got that chill vibe and gets the job done without all that extra fuss. |
 | David Macaulay | Fussy Franklin | Irate Tony | Fussy Franklin's nitpicking attention to detail wins the day because sometimes you need precision over explosive drama. |
 | Socrates | Fussy Franklin | Testy Terry | Fussy Franklin's attention to detail keeps things smooth even though Testy Terry's outbursts can be a wild ride. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Fussy Franklin | Annoyed Annie | Fussy Franklin's attention to detail outshines Annoyed Annie's impatience any day of the week, hands down! |
| George Washington Carver | Cranky Shelly | Fussy Franklin | Cranky Shelly's got that extra grit and keeps on truckin', even when the goin' gets rough. |
| Copernicus | Annoyed Annie | Fussy Franklin | Annoyed Annie's sass is way more entertaining than Franklin's constant fussing, so she wins this round hands down. |
| David Foster Wallace | Fussy Franklin | Cross Claude | Fussy Franklin's got that idiosyncratic verve that makes life's minutiae feel transcendentally significant, man. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Fussy Franklin | Annoyed Annie | Fussy Franklin's attention to detail is a winner in my book, even if he's a bit high-maintenance. |
 | Belle | Sour Squirt | Fussy Franklin | Sour Squirt is like a zesty rollercoaster for your taste buds, while Fussy Franklin just overthinks the ride. |
 | Marie Curie | Grumpy Gus | Fussy Franklin | Grumpy Gus might be a bit grouchy, but at least he's straightforward and not skittish like Fussy Franklin! |
 | Albert Einstein | Testy Terry | Fussy Franklin | Testy Terry brings the fire and gets things done, while Fussy Franklin just fusses around too much for my taste. |