| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Larry Page | Cross Claude | Testy Terry | Cross Claude's got that consistent charm and strategy that always hits the mark, unlike Testy Terry who's a bit too unpredictable. |
 | George Washington Carver | Cross Claude | Irate Tony | Cross Claude's got that cool, calm vibe that just edges out Tony's hot-headed antics. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Moody Myrtle | Cross Claude | Well, Moody Myrtle's got that spunky spirit that just can't be beat, even on her gloomiest day. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Annoyed Annie | Cross Claude | Annoyed Annie wins because she's got that unshakeable sass that just gets things done, no matter the hassle. |
 | Charles Babbage | Moody Myrtle | Cross Claude | Moody Myrtle's got that mysterious vibe that keeps things interesting, unlike Cross Claude who's just too grumpy for his own good. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Cross Claude | Sour Squirt | Cross Claude just has that quirky, introspective vibe that resonates with the eclectic soul, like a novel you can't put down. |
 | John von Neumann | Grumpy Gus | Cross Claude | Grumpy Gus might be a grouch, but he's got a heart of gold, while Cross Claude is just plain cranky for no reason. |
| George Washington Carver | Cross Claude | Fussy Franklin | Cross Claude's got that can-do spirit and hustle that just resonates with my own innovative mindset. |
 | Nerds | Sour Squirt | Cross Claude | Sour Squirt's got that tangy punch that just hits different, making it the go-to for that zesty vibe. |
 | Albert Einstein | Annoyed Annie | Cross Claude | Annoyed Annie's fiery attitude cuts through the noise, making her the real MVP in any showdown. |
 | Cicero | Cross Claude | Fussy Franklin | Cross Claude’s got that geeky charm and mad skills to win any nerd-off, hands down! |
 | Doogie Howser | Cross Claude | Cranky Shelly | Cross Claude's got that extra edge and sass that makes every showdown a guaranteed spectacle. |
 | Charles Darwin | Cross Claude | Fussy Franklin | Cross Claude's adaptability and resilience give him the edge, just like natural selection favors the fittest in the wild. |
 | Copernicus | Cross Claude | Fussy Franklin | Cross Claude's got that chill vibe and gets the job done without all that extra fuss. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Cross Claude | Petulant Pete | Cross Claude's got a chill vibe that smooths out the rough edges, making him the better pick in any bumpy situation. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Cross Claude | Petulant Pete | Cross Claude's got the grit to push through, while Petulant Pete's just too busy throwing tantrums to get anything done. |
| Doogie Howser | Irate Tony | Cross Claude | Irate Tony's fiery passion and relentless energy make him the top dog in this showdown, hands down. |
 | Socrates | Cross Claude | Testy Terry | Cross Claude's chill vibe just makes him way more fun to hang out with than always-angry Testy Terry, no contest. |
 | George Orwell | Moody Myrtle | Cross Claude | Moody Myrtle's got that unpredictable vibe that keeps things interesting, while Cross Claude's just too grumpy for my taste. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Cross Claude | Irate Tony | Cross Claude's got that slick charm and finesse that just edges out Tony's fiery temper, you know? |
 | Steve Wozniak | Cranky Shelly | Cross Claude | Cranky Shelly always brings that extra spark of innovation and quirkiness, just like the good ol' days of tinkering with electronics in the garage. |
| David Foster Wallace | Fussy Franklin | Cross Claude | Fussy Franklin's got that idiosyncratic verve that makes life's minutiae feel transcendentally significant, man. |