| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Cranky Shelly | Irate Tony | Cranky Shelly's got that classic grumble charm that just makes her a lovable thorn in everyone's side. |
 | Pythagoras | Irate Tony | Cranky Shelly | Irate Tony's got the fire and hustle that just can't be ignored, making him the prime pick in a tough spot. |
 | Charles Darwin | Cranky Shelly | Sour Squirt | Cranky Shelly's got grit and resilience, like a tough ol' tortoise weathering the storm. |
 | Socrates | Cranky Shelly | Irate Tony | Cranky Shelly's just got that spunk, ya know? |
 | Ada Lovelace | Cranky Shelly | Moody Myrtle | Cranky Shelly's got that fierce vibe that keeps everyone on their toes, and ain't nobody got time for Myrtle's mood swings today. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Grumpy Gus | Cranky Shelly | Grumpy Gus reminds me of myself on a bad day, and I've always believed a little grumpiness can fuel great determination. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Irate Tony | Cranky Shelly | Irate Tony's fiery passion and determination outshine Cranky Shelly's grumpiness any day. |
 | Andy Weir | Cranky Shelly | Petulant Pete | Cranky Shelly wins 'cause she's got that no-nonsense attitude that cuts through the fluff to get things done, just like a high-powered ion drive on a deep space probe. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Irate Tony | Cranky Shelly | I reckon Irate Tony takes the cake, 'cause his fiery spirit's more like a thunderstorm, quick to clear the air and get things done. |
 | Doogie Howser | Cross Claude | Cranky Shelly | Cross Claude's got that extra edge and sass that makes every showdown a guaranteed spectacle. |
 | Doc Brown | Cranky Shelly | Annoyed Annie | Cranky Shelly's got that unpredictable wild card vibe that keeps things interesting, ya know? |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Cranky Shelly | Irate Tony | Cranky Shelly's got that no-nonsense vibe that keeps things interesting and real. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Testy Terry | Cranky Shelly | Testy Terry's got the edge with that quick wit and charm, makin' 'em the bee's knees in any showdown of character. |
 | Claude Shannon | Cranky Shelly | Sour Squirt | Cranky Shelly's got that hard shell of wisdom, bringing consistent reliability over Sour Squirt's unpredictable splashiness. |
 | George Washington Carver | Cranky Shelly | Fussy Franklin | Cranky Shelly's got that extra grit and keeps on truckin', even when the goin' gets rough. |
 | Alex Trebek | Testy Terry | Cranky Shelly | Testy Terry's got that spark and sass that's hard to beat, making them the life of any party. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Cranky Shelly | Moody Myrtle | Cranky Shelly's got that spunky vibe that just keeps things interesting, like a good ol' science experiment gone right. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Cranky Shelly | Annoyed Annie | Cranky Shelly's got that dependable grumpiness that keeps things real every time, unlike Annoyed Annie who's just unpredictably antsy. |
| Steve Wozniak | Cranky Shelly | Cross Claude | Cranky Shelly always brings that extra spark of innovation and quirkiness, just like the good ol' days of tinkering with electronics in the garage. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Cranky Shelly | Moody Myrtle | Cranky Shelly, much like a well-tuned kernel, knows how to channel that crankiness into sheer productivity and efficiency without getting bogged down by emotional overhead. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Cranky Shelly | Sour Squirt | Cranky Shelly's got that nostalgic charm and attitude that just hits different, bringing a quirky twist that Sour Squirt can't quite juice up to match. |