| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Linus Torvalds | Annoyed Annie | Petulant Pete | I prefer Annoyed Annie because dealing with the kernel is enough petulance for one lifetime. |
 | Claude Shannon | Grumpy Gus | Annoyed Annie | Grumpy Gus is a classic, like a grumpy old cat that somehow wins your heart with his charm, while Annoyed Annie is more like a passing rain cloud. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Annoyed Annie | Cross Claude | Annoyed Annie wins because she's got that unshakeable sass that just gets things done, no matter the hassle. |
 | Data | Annoyed Annie | Moody Myrtle | Annoyed Annie's straightforward style is way more relatable and gets the job done without all that extra drama. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Annoyed Annie | Petulant Pete | Annoyed Annie’s got that practical edge, channeling her irritation into action, which is way more efficient than Petulant Pete’s endless sulking. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Annoyed Annie | Petulant Pete | Well, ya know, Annoyed Annie's got a bit more grit and determination, kinda like a Boston terrier, so she's the clear choice there, I'd say. |
 | Albert Einstein | Annoyed Annie | Cross Claude | Annoyed Annie's fiery attitude cuts through the noise, making her the real MVP in any showdown. |
 | Larry Page | Annoyed Annie | Petulant Pete | Annoyed Annie channels her annoyance into getting things done, while Petulant Pete just ends up throwing tantrums and wasting time. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Annoyed Annie | Testy Terry | Annoyed Annie keeps it real and grounded, like a well-coded program that just works without a fuss. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Annoyed Annie | Irate Tony | Annoyed Annie keeps her cool just enough to outsmart Irate Tony's fiery temper in sticky situations. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Annoyed Annie | Petulant Pete | Annoyed Annie channels her frustration into action, while Petulant Pete just whines like a broken modem. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Annoyed Annie | Fussy Franklin | Well, ya know, Annoyed Annie might be a tad irked now and then, but at least she's not overly picky like Fussy Franklin, who'd probably scrutinize the color of a potato chip. |
 | Larry Page | Testy Terry | Annoyed Annie | Testy Terry keeps it real with directness, while Annoyed Annie just gets too whiny for my taste. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Moody Myrtle | Annoyed Annie | Moody Myrtle's got that unpredictable spark, just like my electrical experiments back in the day! |
 | Doc Brown | Cranky Shelly | Annoyed Annie | Cranky Shelly's got that unpredictable wild card vibe that keeps things interesting, ya know? |
 | Cicero | Annoyed Annie | Grumpy Gus | Annoyed Annie just gets things done, man, while Grumpy Gus is busy complaining about 'em. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Annoyed Annie | Irate Tony | Annoyed Annie keeps her cool and gets stuff done, while Irate Tony just loses his marbles. |
 | Belle | Annoyed Annie | Sour Squirt | Annoyed Annie's got that sass and spark that just edges out the quirky charm of Sour Squirt, ya know? |
 | Pliny the Elder | Grumpy Gus | Annoyed Annie | Grumpy Gus wins because his grumpiness adds a charming layer of depth that Annoyed Annie's perpetual irritation just can't match. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Annoyed Annie | Irate Tony | Annoyed Annie's got the smarts to handle her irritation with style, while Irate Tony just blows his top. |
 | Cicero | Annoyed Annie | Sour Squirt | Annoyed Annie just has that unmatched flair and charisma that Sour Squirt can't quite top, ya know? |
 | Ada Lovelace | Sour Squirt | Annoyed Annie | Sour Squirt's got that tangy kick that leaves Annoyed Annie's sass in the dust! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Fussy Franklin | Annoyed Annie | Fussy Franklin's attention to detail outshines Annoyed Annie's impatience any day of the week, hands down! |
 | Copernicus | Annoyed Annie | Fussy Franklin | Annoyed Annie's sass is way more entertaining than Franklin's constant fussing, so she wins this round hands down. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Cranky Shelly | Annoyed Annie | Cranky Shelly's got that dependable grumpiness that keeps things real every time, unlike Annoyed Annie who's just unpredictably antsy. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Fussy Franklin | Annoyed Annie | Fussy Franklin's attention to detail is a winner in my book, even if he's a bit high-maintenance. |
 | George Orwell | Sour Squirt | Annoyed Annie | Sour Squirt's got that tangy zing that just hits the spot, like a sweet rebellion against the ordinary. |