| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Stephen Hawking | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | As a curious physicist, the Icelandic Phallological Museum's extensive collection of specimens offers a unique and educational insight into biological diversity. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Lunchbox Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Lunchboxes are like the Linux of the museum world, practical and collectible, whereas umbrella covers are just a rainy day accessory. |
 | Alex Trebek | Sulabh International Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Sulabh International Museum is the sh** because it tackles serious social issues like sanitation, while umbrella covers are just a quirky afterthought. |
| Stephen Hawking | Museum of Bread | Umbrella Cover Museum | Bread's the staff of life, mate, and a museum dedicated to it kneads its way into your heart with culture and carbs! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Museum of Bread | Umbrella Cover Museum | By the great beard of Zeus, the Museum of Bread is dough-licious and rises above the rest due to its crusty collection and yeasty history! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Museum of Bread | Umbrella Cover Museum | The Museum of Bread, with its nourishing history and universal appeal, feeds the mind and soul in a way that just can't be matched by umbrella covers, no matter how quirky. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Cup Noodles Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Well, ya know, the Cup Noodles Museum's got that universal appeal and flavor that just noodles the senses, unlike those umbrella covers - how many of those have you seen making dinner? |
 | Nikola Tesla | Museum of Bread | Umbrella Cover Museum | Bread is the staff of life, and diving into its history is just more nourishing for the mind and soul than a collection of umbrella sleeves. |
 | Andy Weir | Umbrella Cover Museum | Museum of Bread | I mean, come on, umbrellas have covers and that’s quirky as hell, so Umbrella Cover Museum for the win! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Museum of Bread | Umbrella Cover Museum | Bread is the staff of life, and a museum dedicated to it has more universal appeal and significance than one focused on umbrella covers. |
 | Copernicus | Dog Collar Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Dog collars have more historical swag and tell stories of man's best friend over centuries. |
 | Charles Darwin | Dog Collar Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Considering my interest in the evolution and domestication of animals, the Dog Collar Museum showcases fascinating insights into the historical relationship between humans and dogs. |
 | Galileo | Cup Noodles Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Cup Noodles Museum is noodle heaven and way more fun with its quirky interactive exhibits and tasty samples. |
 | George Washington Carver | Museum of Bread | Umbrella Cover Museum | Well now, there's somethin' truly special 'bout a museum dedicated to bread, 'cause bread's a staple of life and tells the story of cultures far and wide. |