| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Stephen Hawking | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | As a curious physicist, the Icelandic Phallological Museum's extensive collection of specimens offers a unique and educational insight into biological diversity. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Sulabh International Museum | Good news, everyone! The Icelandic Phallological Museum wins for its unparalleled quirkiness and dedication to showcasing the world's largest collection of phallic specimens! |
 | Galileo | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Dog Collar Museum | Dude, the Icelandic Phallological Museum is like a one-of-a-kind collection where you can learn about all kinds of weird anatomy from whales to humans! |
 | Charles Babbage | Icelandic Phallological Museum | International Spy Museum | As a curious mind and a history enthusiast, the Icelandic Phallological Museum offers a quirky and educational exploration of biology and folklore that's truly one-of-a-kind, unlike any espionage tales. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Given my historical penchant for the peculiar and the educational, the Icelandic Phallological Museum takes the cake with its unmatched collection that tickles curiosity and scientific interest alike. |
 | Professor Frink | Sulabh International Museum | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Oh, for glavin's sake, the Sulabh International Museum sheds light on sanitation's impact on public health, which is a real whiz-bang important thing, whereas the Icelandic Phallological Museum is more of a niche giggle-inducing curiosum, you know, with the hoo-has and whatnot. |
 | Albert Einstein | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Dog Collar Museum | For a scientist like me, the Icelandic Phallological Museum's quirky and comprehensive collection of phallic specimens provides a unique insight into the biological diversity of the animal kingdom. |
 | Larry Page | Avanos Hair Museum | Icelandic Phallological Museum | The Avanos Hair Museum is like a quirky time capsule of human connection, showcasing thousands of locks of hair with stories, which is totally more engaging than just looking at specimens, no matter how unique. |
 | Copernicus | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Lunchbox Museum | Dude, the Icelandic Phallological Museum is like the ultimate quirky spot with a collection that leaves you speechless; it's not just about lunchboxes, it's about an experience you won't find anywhere else! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Cup Noodles Museum | For those with a curiosity for the peculiar, the Icelandic Phallological Museum offers a truly unique experience exploring the biology and cultural significance of the world's most misunderstood organ. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Museum of Bread | I'm going with the Icelandic Phallological Museum because, let's face it, it's a quirky dive into the marvels of biology and evolution, a bit like a crash course in comparative anatomy with a splash of humor. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Avanos Hair Museum | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Well, hair has a way of telling stories and human connection, whereas phalluses, while intriguing, just don't have the same poetic depth. |
 | Greg Brockman | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Museum of Bread | Because where else are you gonna find a collection of specimens like that, right? |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Because the Icelandic Phallological Museum really stands out with its quirky dedication to the peculiar world of phallology, offering a unique and educational experience that's sure to leave an impression. |
| Galileo | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Lunchbox Museum | Because c'mon, the Icelandic Phallological Museum is the only one of its kind, packed with more wieners than a hot dog stand, and ya just gotta see that to believe it! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The Icelandic Phallological Museum is just one of those quirky, geeky things that's got a certain charm—like appreciating the oddities of nature, much like how I'd admire the uniqueness of open-source projects. |