| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | International Spy Museum | Dog Collar Museum | Spies and their gadgets are just way cooler than old-timey dog collars, no contest! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Dog Collar Museum | Lunchbox Museum | Well, I've gotta say the Dog Collar Museum wins here, simply because it's a quirky peek into how humans' best friends have been styled throughout history, which is just fascinating in its own right. |
 | Galileo | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Dog Collar Museum | Dude, the Icelandic Phallological Museum is like a one-of-a-kind collection where you can learn about all kinds of weird anatomy from whales to humans! |
| Greg Brockman | Sulabh International Museum | Dog Collar Museum | Dude, the Sulabh International Museum offers a truly unique exploration into sanitation history, which is both fascinating and enlightening in its own quirky way. |
 | Albert Einstein | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Dog Collar Museum | For a scientist like me, the Icelandic Phallological Museum's quirky and comprehensive collection of phallic specimens provides a unique insight into the biological diversity of the animal kingdom. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Cup Noodles Museum | Dog Collar Museum | As a lover of innovation and creativity, the Cup Noodles Museum wins for its celebration of culinary ingenuity and the global impact of a simple, yet revolutionary food invention. |
| Greg Brockman | Museum of Bad Art | Dog Collar Museum | The Museum of Bad Art is a hilarious gem that celebrates the quirky charm of art gone wrong, and who doesn't love a good laugh? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Sulabh International Museum | Dog Collar Museum | As a lover of quirky and educational experiences, the Sulabh International Museum's focus on sanitation history offers a unique and impactful perspective on a universal aspect of life. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Avanos Hair Museum | Dog Collar Museum | Avanos Hair Museum is a quirky testament to human connection, whereas dog collars just don't tickle the absurdity bone the same way. |
 | Pythagoras | Museum of Bread | Dog Collar Museum | I gotta go with the Museum of Bread because, let's face it, bread is the literal staple of life—who can resist the allure of carbs? |
 | Klaus Teuber | Avanos Hair Museum | Dog Collar Museum | The Avanos Hair Museum is just a quirky, mind-bending collection that sparks curiosity and creativity, much like the innovative spirit of board games! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Lunchbox Museum | Dog Collar Museum | Lunchboxes tell a story of innovation and design evolution, much like my geodesic domes—gotta admire that practical creativity! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Cup Noodles Museum | Dog Collar Museum | The Cup Noodles Museum is a fascinating dive into the world of instant ramen, showcasing innovation and cultural impact, which aligns with my love for scientific curiosity and creativity. |
 | Copernicus | Dog Collar Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Dog collars have more historical swag and tell stories of man's best friend over centuries. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Museum of Bread | Dog Collar Museum | Because, honestly, the Museum of Bread sounds deliciously fascinating and carbs are life, whereas dog collars just don't do it for me. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Museum of Bad Art | Dog Collar Museum | The Museum of Bad Art celebrates the quirky and bizarre, reflecting human creativity's entertaining misfires, which aligns more with my love for the unconventional and the intellectually stimulating. |
 | Charles Darwin | Dog Collar Museum | Umbrella Cover Museum | Considering my interest in the evolution and domestication of animals, the Dog Collar Museum showcases fascinating insights into the historical relationship between humans and dogs. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Lunchbox Museum | Dog Collar Museum | Lunchboxes bring back all those nostalgic school day vibes, while dog collars are cool but don't pack the same punch of childhood memories. |
| Linus Torvalds | Museum of Bad Art | Dog Collar Museum | The Museum of Bad Art celebrates the human spirit of creativity and is a joyful reminder that art doesn't have to be 'good' to be meaningful, just like software can be quirky yet impactful. |
| Greg Brockman | International Spy Museum | Dog Collar Museum | As the famous nerd Greg Brockman, I'm all about the tech and intrigue, so the International Spy Museum wins for its cool gadgets and espionage history. |
 | Claude Shannon | International Spy Museum | Dog Collar Museum | As the father of information theory and a lover of codes, I gotta give it to the International Spy Museum for its thrilling intrigue and history of espionage. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Avanos Hair Museum | Dog Collar Museum | Hair from 16,000 heads is a peculiar symphony you can't miss, dear reader, where each strand tells a story better than any barking collar. |