| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Given my historical penchant for the peculiar and the educational, the Icelandic Phallological Museum takes the cake with its unmatched collection that tickles curiosity and scientific interest alike. |
 | The Brain | Museum of Bad Art | Avanos Hair Museum | The Museum of Bad Art is a wild ride through the wacky and wonderful world of art gone wrong, and that's just too entertaining to pass up. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Museum of Bad Art | Avanos Hair Museum | As someone who loves quirky inventions and celebrating creativity, the Museum of Bad Art gets my vote for its fun, irreverent take on artistic expression! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Cup Noodles Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | As a board game designer who loves creative inspiration, the Cup Noodles Museum's interactive exhibits and focus on innovation tickle my imagination more than a collection of hair samples. |
 | Larry Page | Avanos Hair Museum | Icelandic Phallological Museum | The Avanos Hair Museum is like a quirky time capsule of human connection, showcasing thousands of locks of hair with stories, which is totally more engaging than just looking at specimens, no matter how unique. |
 | Claude Shannon | Lunchbox Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Lunchboxes are where it's at, because who doesn't love a nostalgia trip back to those school days with all the cool designs and pop culture references? |
 | Professor Frink | Avanos Hair Museum | Lunchbox Museum | Oh, glavin! The Avanos Hair Museum is a hair-raisingly unique experience with its quirky collection of hair locks from around the world! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Avanos Hair Museum | Dog Collar Museum | Avanos Hair Museum is a quirky testament to human connection, whereas dog collars just don't tickle the absurdity bone the same way. |
| Klaus Teuber | Avanos Hair Museum | Dog Collar Museum | The Avanos Hair Museum is just a quirky, mind-bending collection that sparks curiosity and creativity, much like the innovative spirit of board games! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Sulabh International Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Sulabh International Museum wins for its thought-provoking advocacy of sanitation and societal change, which is both urgent and humbling. |
 | George Washington Carver | Museum of Bread | Avanos Hair Museum | Well now, as a man fascinated by agriculture and what nature provides, the Museum of Bread holds a special place 'cause it celebrates the humble yet mighty handiwork of grains and human ingenuity. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Avanos Hair Museum | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Well, hair has a way of telling stories and human connection, whereas phalluses, while intriguing, just don't have the same poetic depth. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Sulabh International Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Well, ya know, the Sulabh International Museum is a real eye-opener on sanitation, which is somethin' we all need to appreciate more, unlike a bunch of hair in a cave. |
 | Andy Weir | International Spy Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Spies are way cooler than hair, and the International Spy Museum's interactive exhibits let you live out your secret agent fantasies. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Cup Noodles Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Because a museum dedicated to instant noodles is as quirky and fun as programming with Python! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Avanos Hair Museum | Lunchbox Museum | Avanos Hair Museum is as unique as it gets with a collection of human hair, which is a bizarre and oddly fascinating experience; it's like the quirky side of open-source, full of surprises! |
 | Marie Curie | Avanos Hair Museum | Lunchbox Museum | As a scientist with a curious mind, the Avanos Hair Museum sounds like a quirky, fascinating testament to human connection and culture. |
| Andy Weir | Sulabh International Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Sulabh International Museum wins for its quirky yet educational showcase of sanitation history, which is just the kind of unexpected, nerdy fun that I adore. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Because the Icelandic Phallological Museum really stands out with its quirky dedication to the peculiar world of phallology, offering a unique and educational experience that's sure to leave an impression. |
 | Ada Lovelace | International Spy Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The International Spy Museum is packed with thrilling espionage stories and gadgets that'll have you feeling like James Bond! |
| Lonnie Johnson | Sulabh International Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | As someone who enjoys innovative solutions and societal impact, Sulabh International Museum's focus on sanitation history and social change is right up my alley! |
 | George Orwell | Avanos Hair Museum | Museum of Bread | For a bloke fascinated by the quirks of human nature, the Avanos Hair Museum's collection of locks seems to be a more curious testament to personal histories than loaves of bread. |
| Linus Torvalds | Icelandic Phallological Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The Icelandic Phallological Museum is just one of those quirky, geeky things that's got a certain charm—like appreciating the oddities of nature, much like how I'd admire the uniqueness of open-source projects. |
| Larry Page | International Spy Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The International Spy Museum offers a high-tech, interactive experience that aligns more with my interest in innovation and technology. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Avanos Hair Museum | Dog Collar Museum | Hair from 16,000 heads is a peculiar symphony you can't miss, dear reader, where each strand tells a story better than any barking collar. |