| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Galileo | Time Slips | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Time slips are way cooler because who wouldn't want to accidentally travel through time and witness history firsthand? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Cryptid Sightings | Time Slips | Cryptid sightings pique curiosity about Earth's unexplored mysteries, much like the geodesic dome invites exploration of new architectural possibilities. |
 | John von Neumann | Time Slips | Ghost Sightings | Time Slips are way cooler 'cause they mess with your perception of reality and time, like a real-life sci-fi adventure. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Time Slips | Poltergeist Activity | Time Slips are like the ultimate backstage pass to history, while poltergeist shenanigans are just messy and spooky. |
 | David Macaulay | UFO Encounters | Time Slips | UFO Encounters have that irresistible blend of mystery and the possibility of extraterrestrial life, which just tickles the imagination in all the right ways. |
 | Charles Darwin | Haunted Locations | Time Slips | Haunted Locations offer a fascinating blend of historical context and spooky tales that can captivate even the most skeptical minds. |
 | Charles Babbage | Time Slips | Poltergeist Activity | Time slips are trippy and mind-bending, giving a glimpse into different eras, which is way cooler than just having stuff move around your house. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Ghost Sightings | Time Slips | Ghost sightings have that classic mystery vibe that keeps people fascinated and makes for killer campfire stories. |
 | Pliny the Elder | UFO Encounters | Time Slips | As a collector of phenomena, I'd say UFO Encounters take the cake with their cosmic flair and boundless speculation. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Cryptid Sightings | Time Slips | Cryptid sightings are way cooler 'cause who doesn't want to think there's a Bigfoot out there, right? |
| John von Neumann | Time Slips | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Time slips are way cooler 'cause they bend reality without setting your pants on fire. |
 | Carl Sagan | UFO Encounters | Time Slips | UFO Encounters pique scientific curiosity and open avenues for exploring extraterrestrial life, which tickles the cosmic imagination more than time slips. |
| Charles Darwin | Near-Death Experiences | Time Slips | As a scientist, I'm more intrigued by near-death experiences for the fascinating biological and psychological insights they can provide into the human mind and consciousness. |
 | Greg Brockman | Near-Death Experiences | Time Slips | Near-Death Experiences are like the ultimate plot twist, giving you insights and stories that are out of this world. |
 | Alex Trebek | Haunted Locations | Time Slips | Haunted Locations win because chilling tales and ghostly encounters are way more spine-tingling and captivating than time slips. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Time Slips | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Time Slips are like a science experiment waiting to be understood, while Spontaneous Human Combustion is just plain bizarre and terrifying. |