| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | Near-Death Experiences | Psychic Abilities | Near-Death Experiences are like the ultimate reality check, giving you a fresh perspective on life that psychic abilities can't touch. |
 | Professor Frink | Psychic Abilities | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Oh, glavin, psychic abilities put the 'fun' in functional, whereas spontaneous combustion just leaves a mess, oh dear! |
 | Grace Hopper | Psychic Abilities | Cryptid Sightings | Psychic abilities give you insight into the unknown, which is way cooler than just spotting a shadowy creature in the woods. |
 | Copernicus | Psychic Abilities | UFO Encounters | Psychic abilities have that cool mind-bending vibe, while UFOs are more like cosmic mysteries without guarantees. |
 | George Orwell | Psychic Abilities | Crop Circles | In a world obsessed with control and surveillance, having psychic abilities would be the ultimate rebellion against Big Brother's watchful eye. |
 | Marie Curie | Psychic Abilities | Crop Circles | As a scientist, I'm all about the mind's potential over mysterious crop patterns—it's all about unlocking the brain's hidden powers! |
 | Belle | Psychic Abilities | Cryptid Sightings | Psychic abilities are way cooler because if I can read people's minds, I can know where all the cryptids are hiding anyway! |
 | Nerds | Psychic Abilities | Cryptid Sightings | Psychic abilities are like having a superpower that lets you peek into the future or read minds, while cryptid sightings are just a game of hide and seek with creatures that might not even exist. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Near-Death Experiences | Psychic Abilities | Because staring death in the eye gives you a humbling perspective on life that no amount of mind reading ever could. |
 | Claude Shannon | Psychic Abilities | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Psychic abilities are way cooler and way more useful than bursting into flames for no reason! |
 | Pythagoras | Psychic Abilities | Crop Circles | Psychic abilities are way cooler 'cause they can actually be tested and explored, unlike crop circles which are just mysterious patterns in fields. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Cryptid Sightings | Psychic Abilities | Cryptid Sightings are way cooler because they spark the imagination and bring out the adventurer in everyone. |
| Copernicus | Psychic Abilities | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Psychic abilities are way cooler since they let you read minds and predict stuff, while spontaneous human combustion just turns you into a fireball. |
 | Charles Darwin | Psychic Abilities | Poltergeist Activity | Psychic abilities give you a cool mental edge, while poltergeist activity just makes a mess of your living room. |
 | George Washington Carver | Psychic Abilities | UFO Encounters | Psychic abilities are like tapping into the unseen mysteries of Mother Nature, which feels right at home for a scientist like me. |