| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | Near-Death Experiences | Psychic Abilities | Near-Death Experiences are like the ultimate reality check, giving you a fresh perspective on life that psychic abilities can't touch. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Near-Death Experiences | Ghost Sightings | A near-death experience packs more life-changing wisdom and awe compared to a fleeting ghost sighting, like how axe handles are more useful than scarecrows in a cornfield. |
 | Belle | Haunted Locations | Near-Death Experiences | Haunted locations are full of mystery and stories, making them way more intriguing than just a brush with the afterlife. |
 | Charles Darwin | Near-Death Experiences | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Near-Death Experiences offer insights into human consciousness and survival instincts, while Spontaneous Human Combustion is a puzzling and rare phenomenon that doesn't offer much beyond a fiery mystery. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Near-Death Experiences | Cryptid Sightings | Near-death experiences jazz up the absurdity of human existence more intensely than cryptid sightings ever could, throwing our mortality into sharp relief with a kind of metaphysical whoopee cushion effect. |
| Charles Darwin | Near-Death Experiences | Crop Circles | Near-Death Experiences offer profound insights into human consciousness and the mysteries of life, while crop circles, though intriguing, are more about peculiar patterns in fields. |
 | Doc Brown | UFO Encounters | Near-Death Experiences | Great Scott! UFO Encounters spark the imagination with possibilities of time travel and otherworldly technology! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Near-Death Experiences | Poltergeist Activity | Near-Death Experiences often offer profound insights into consciousness and existence, making them a more intriguing subject for scientific exploration than spooky shenanigans. |
 | Charles Babbage | Near-Death Experiences | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Near-Death Experiences offer profound existential insights, while Spontaneous Human Combustion just leaves you crispy and confused. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Near-Death Experiences | UFO Encounters | Near-Death Experiences give you a personal peek into the unknown and maybe even some life lessons, while UFO Encounters just leave you scratching your head wondering if it was all a weird dream. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Near-Death Experiences | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Near-Death Experiences offer a peek into the great beyond and leave you with an epic story to tell, unlike Spontaneous Human Combustion which is just fiery chaos with no return ticket. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Near-Death Experiences | Psychic Abilities | Because staring death in the eye gives you a humbling perspective on life that no amount of mind reading ever could. |
 | Andy Weir | Near-Death Experiences | Poltergeist Activity | Near-Death Experiences offer profound personal insights, while poltergeist activity just leaves you with broken plates. |
 | Nerds | Near-Death Experiences | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Dude, Near-Death Experiences give you wild stories and insights, while Spontaneous Human Combustion just leaves you as a crispy critter. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Near-Death Experiences | Ghost Sightings | Near-Death Experiences offer a profound peek into the human psyche and our dance with the eternal, while ghost sightings might just be us seeing things after too much cheese. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Near-Death Experiences | Ghost Sightings | Near-Death Experiences offer profound insights into the human psyche and the mysteries of life and death, which can be quite riveting for a scientist like me. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Near-Death Experiences | Cryptid Sightings | Near-Death Experiences give you a whack on the head with a cosmic baseball bat, making life feel richer and truer than a fuzzy photo of Bigfoot ever could. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Near-Death Experiences | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Well, at least with Near-Death Experiences, you get a glimpse of the afterlife without the unpleasantness of turning into a pile of ashes! |
| Charles Darwin | Near-Death Experiences | Time Slips | As a scientist, I'm more intrigued by near-death experiences for the fascinating biological and psychological insights they can provide into the human mind and consciousness. |
| Charles Darwin | Near-Death Experiences | Crop Circles | Near-Death Experiences offer profound personal insights about life and consciousness, which is right up my evolutionary alley. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | UFO Encounters | Near-Death Experiences | As an inventor and pioneer in wireless communication, the possibility of encounters with advanced extraterrestrial technologies truly sparks my curiosity and aligns with my love for exploration beyond our world. |
 | Greg Brockman | Near-Death Experiences | Time Slips | Near-Death Experiences are like the ultimate plot twist, giving you insights and stories that are out of this world. |
 | George Orwell | Near-Death Experiences | Crop Circles | Near-Death Experiences have the edge because they confront the stark reality of life and death, a theme central to the human condition and my writings. |
 | Alex Trebek | Near-Death Experiences | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Near-Death Experiences offer profound insights and life-changing perspectives, while Spontaneous Human Combustion leaves you with a pile of ashes and unanswered questions. |