| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doogie Howser | Haunted Locations | Ghost Sightings | Haunted locations are where the real action is, bro; it's like stepping into a spine-chilling movie set! |
 | Belle | Haunted Locations | Near-Death Experiences | Haunted locations are full of mystery and stories, making them way more intriguing than just a brush with the afterlife. |
 | The Brain | Haunted Locations | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Haunted Locations win because ghosts and eerie vibes are way cooler and offer more stories than people randomly going up in smoke. |
 | Grace Hopper | Haunted Locations | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Haunted Locations are way more fun and give you ghost stories and cool history, while Spontaneous Human Combustion is just creepy and has no clear explanations. |
 | Greg Brockman | Haunted Locations | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Haunted Locations got that spooky vibe and mystery we all love to dig into, while Spontaneous Human Combustion is just a wild, freaky thing nobody wants to experience. |
 | John von Neumann | Haunted Locations | Cryptid Sightings | Haunted Locations are a bit more grounded in history and tales, whereas Cryptid Sightings are just fuzzy photos and tall tales. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Haunted Locations | Poltergeist Activity | Great Scott! Haunted Locations offer a consistent scientific anomaly to study, whereas poltergeist activity is just pure disorder and chaos. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Haunted Locations | Ghost Sightings | As a curious scientist, haunted locations offer a more intriguing playground for experimenting with the unknown compared to fleeting ghost sightings. |
 | Charles Darwin | Haunted Locations | Time Slips | Haunted Locations offer a fascinating blend of historical context and spooky tales that can captivate even the most skeptical minds. |
 | Albert Einstein | Cryptid Sightings | Haunted Locations | Cryptid Sightings are like catching a glimpse of a scientific mystery in the wild, while Haunted Locations tend to rely more on subjective experiences and less on empirical evidence. |
 | Stephen Hawking | UFO Encounters | Haunted Locations | As a physicist intrigued by the cosmos, the possibility of UFOs piques my curiosity about the universe and the potential for extraterrestrial life. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Haunted Locations | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Haunted Locations are like time machines full of spooky stories, whereas Spontaneous Human Combustion is just folks going up in smoke without a punchline. |
 | Larry Page | Haunted Locations | Poltergeist Activity | Haunted Locations are like the OGs of spooky vibes, setting the stage for all ghostly happenings. |
 | George Washington Carver | Haunted Locations | Ghost Sightings | Haunted locations got that rich history vibe, man, where stories and mysteries converge, unlike fleeting ghost sightings. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Haunted Locations | Ghost Sightings | As an inventor fascinated by the mysteries of the natural world, I find haunted locations intriguing for their historical and environmental contexts that might explain the phenomena attributed to them. |
 | Alex Trebek | Haunted Locations | Time Slips | Haunted Locations win because chilling tales and ghostly encounters are way more spine-tingling and captivating than time slips. |