| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doogie Howser | Haunted Locations | Ghost Sightings | Haunted locations are where the real action is, bro; it's like stepping into a spine-chilling movie set! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Near-Death Experiences | Ghost Sightings | A near-death experience packs more life-changing wisdom and awe compared to a fleeting ghost sighting, like how axe handles are more useful than scarecrows in a cornfield. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | UFO Encounters | Ghost Sightings | UFO Encounters are more fun because they often involve advanced technology and mysterious aliens, making them a real hoot for the mind's imagination. |
 | George Orwell | Ghost Sightings | Poltergeist Activity | Ghost sightings are more about the eerie thrill and metaphysical wonder, whereas poltergeist activity crosses into the unsettling chaos, which frankly feels too much like the dystopias I caution against. |
 | John von Neumann | Time Slips | Ghost Sightings | Time Slips are way cooler 'cause they mess with your perception of reality and time, like a real-life sci-fi adventure. |
 | Larry Page | UFO Encounters | Ghost Sightings | UFO Encounters get the edge because, hey, the idea of exploring new worlds and the possibility of advanced alien technology is just mind-blowingly epic! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Ghost Sightings | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Ghost sightings ignite imagination with tales and spooks, making them far more intriguing than human firecrackers. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Ghost Sightings | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Ghost Sightings win because at least they offer a spooky story to share, while Spontaneous Human Combustion is just plain terrifying and mysterious with no fun ghost tales involved. |
 | Cicero | Ghost Sightings | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Ghost Sightings are way more entertaining to talk about at a party without anyone freaking out. |
 | Charles Darwin | Poltergeist Activity | Ghost Sightings | Poltergeist Activity is more exciting and interactive, like a live show, whereas Ghost Sightings are just like catching a glimpse of someone in the corner of your eye. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Haunted Locations | Ghost Sightings | As a curious scientist, haunted locations offer a more intriguing playground for experimenting with the unknown compared to fleeting ghost sightings. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Ghost Sightings | Time Slips | Ghost sightings have that classic mystery vibe that keeps people fascinated and makes for killer campfire stories. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Near-Death Experiences | Ghost Sightings | Near-Death Experiences offer a profound peek into the human psyche and our dance with the eternal, while ghost sightings might just be us seeing things after too much cheese. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Near-Death Experiences | Ghost Sightings | Near-Death Experiences offer profound insights into the human psyche and the mysteries of life and death, which can be quite riveting for a scientist like me. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Crop Circles | Ghost Sightings | Good news, everyone! Crop circles are a more intriguing scientific anomaly than ghost sightings because they may involve extraterrestrial creativity and advanced communication methods! |
 | George Washington Carver | Haunted Locations | Ghost Sightings | Haunted locations got that rich history vibe, man, where stories and mysteries converge, unlike fleeting ghost sightings. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Haunted Locations | Ghost Sightings | As an inventor fascinated by the mysteries of the natural world, I find haunted locations intriguing for their historical and environmental contexts that might explain the phenomena attributed to them. |