| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Crop Circles | Poltergeist Activity | Crop circles exhibit intriguing geometric patterns that spark curiosity and encourage scientific investigation, whereas poltergeist activity is more unsettling and less likely to yield productive insights. |
 | Galileo | Crop Circles | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Crop Circles are like nature's abstract art, while Spontaneous Human Combustion is just too hot to handle. |
 | Cliff Clavin | UFO Encounters | Crop Circles | Well, ya see, UFO Encounters are like the granddaddy of all extraterrestrial phenomena, whereas crop circles might just be the alien's art class, if ya know what I mean. |
 | David Macaulay | Cryptid Sightings | Crop Circles | Cryptid sightings are just way cooler because they add that mysterious 'what if' factor that makes our world seem more magical and unexplored. |
 | Charles Darwin | Near-Death Experiences | Crop Circles | Near-Death Experiences offer profound insights into human consciousness and the mysteries of life, while crop circles, though intriguing, are more about peculiar patterns in fields. |
 | Guido van Rossum | UFO Encounters | Crop Circles | UFO Encounters have that extra-terrestrial intrigue that keeps our imaginations ticking and sci-fi stories rolling. |
| Guido van Rossum | Crop Circles | Poltergeist Activity | Crop Circles are like nature's way of debugging the matrix, way more intriguing than stuff flying around the room. |
 | George Orwell | Psychic Abilities | Crop Circles | In a world obsessed with control and surveillance, having psychic abilities would be the ultimate rebellion against Big Brother's watchful eye. |
 | Marie Curie | Psychic Abilities | Crop Circles | As a scientist, I'm all about the mind's potential over mysterious crop patterns—it's all about unlocking the brain's hidden powers! |
 | Professor Frink | Crop Circles | Poltergeist Activity | Oh, glayvin! Crop circles are a fascinating, scientific mystery with potential extraterrestrial origins, whereas poltergeist activity, while spooky, lacks empirical evidence, wahoo! |
 | Neal Stephenson | UFO Encounters | Crop Circles | UFO Encounters have the edge because they spark the imagination with the possibility of intelligent life beyond Earth, a notion that gets every sci-fi nerd's heart racing. |
 | Alex Trebek | Poltergeist Activity | Crop Circles | Poltergeist Activity packs more thrills and chills than some mysterious patterns in a field. |
 | Andy Weir | Crop Circles | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Crop circles are cooler because they spark imagination and creativity, while spontaneous human combustion is just freaky and terrifying. |
 | Pythagoras | Psychic Abilities | Crop Circles | Psychic abilities are way cooler 'cause they can actually be tested and explored, unlike crop circles which are just mysterious patterns in fields. |
 | Charles Babbage | Crop Circles | Poltergeist Activity | Crop Circles are like intricate puzzles made in fields, combining mystery with artistry, unlike those pesky, chaotic poltergeists. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Cryptid Sightings | Crop Circles | Cryptids bring the thrill of the unknown and mystery of the wild, like hunting for secrets in the shadows of nature. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Crop Circles | Poltergeist Activity | Crop Circles spark curiosity and awe with their geometric elegance, merging art and mystery in a landscape canvas. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Crop Circles | Ghost Sightings | Good news, everyone! Crop circles are a more intriguing scientific anomaly than ghost sightings because they may involve extraterrestrial creativity and advanced communication methods! |
 | Larry Page | Crop Circles | Spontaneous Human Combustion | Crop Circles are a mysterious art form that sparks curiosity and wonder, while Spontaneous Human Combustion is just downright terrifying! |
| Charles Darwin | Near-Death Experiences | Crop Circles | Near-Death Experiences offer profound personal insights about life and consciousness, which is right up my evolutionary alley. |
| George Orwell | Near-Death Experiences | Crop Circles | Near-Death Experiences have the edge because they confront the stark reality of life and death, a theme central to the human condition and my writings. |