| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Buckminster Fuller | Tyrannosaurus Rex | Megalosaurus Tooth | The Tyrannosaurus Rex is the iconic heavyweight champ of the dino world, overshadowing the more obscure Megalosaurus Tooth with its legendary status. |
 | Larry Page | Iguanodon Thumb | Megalosaurus Tooth | Dude, the Iguanodon Thumb is basically like a prehistoric Swiss Army knife, super cool and versatile! |
| Larry Page | Archaeopteryx | Megalosaurus Tooth | Archaeopteryx is like the ultimate crossover episode of evolution, bridging the gap between dinosaurs and birds, while a Megalosaurus tooth is cool but just a single piece of the puzzle. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Archaeopteryx | Megalosaurus Tooth | Archaeopteryx is like the rock star of evolutionary biology, bridging the gap between dinosaurs and birds, while a Megalosaurus tooth is just a cool fossilized chomp. |
 | David Macaulay | Triceratops Skull | Megalosaurus Tooth | A Triceratops Skull is like holding a piece of prehistoric power, with its massive size and iconic horns, making it the ultimate showstopper in the dinosaur realm. |
| Larry Page | Plesiosaur Skeleton | Megalosaurus Tooth | A Plesiosaur Skeleton is way cooler and more impressive because it's a whole creature, not just a single tooth. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Velociraptor Claw | Megalosaurus Tooth | Because a Velociraptor Claw is the ultimate symbol of cunning agility and sheer cool factor, like jazz for the dinos. |
 | Charles Darwin | Plesiosaur Skeleton | Megalosaurus Tooth | Dude, a whole Plesiosaur skeleton beats a single tooth any day—it's like having a full dinosaur puzzle instead of just one piece! |
 | Socrates | Stegosaurus Plates | Megalosaurus Tooth | Stegosaurus plates are iconic and, let's face it, they just look cooler than some old tooth. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Megalosaurus Tooth | Velociraptor Claw | The Megalosaurus Tooth wins because it's a beast of a relic showing off the power of the first dino ever named; it's just way more epic in the history books. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Iguanodon Thumb | Megalosaurus Tooth | Well, Iguanodon Thumb's got this peculiar charm, like a punk rock gesture in the fossilized world, plus it's a subtle reminder of evolution's quirky sense of humor. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Plesiosaur Skeleton | Megalosaurus Tooth | As a professor with a penchant for complete things, a Plesiosaur Skeleton is way cooler because it's like having the whole dinosaur, not just a tooth! |
 | Charles Babbage | Velociraptor Claw | Megalosaurus Tooth | The Velociraptor Claw is like the Swiss Army knife of the dinosaur world—versatile, deadly, and just plain cool, while the Megalosaurus Tooth is more like a big, gnarly steak knife. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Velociraptor Claw | Megalosaurus Tooth | The Velociraptor claw is like nature's perfect scalpel, precise and deadly, making it the cooler choice over a big ol' tooth. |
 | George Orwell | Triceratops Skull | Megalosaurus Tooth | A Triceratops Skull is just way cooler and more impressive, man, it's like having a piece of a tank from the past! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Megalosaurus Tooth | Iguanodon Thumb | Because the Megalosaurus Tooth is like a Jurassic VIP pass, being the first dino ever named and all. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Triceratops Skull | Megalosaurus Tooth | The Triceratops Skull is like the crown jewel of dino artifacts—it's massive, impressive, and a centerpiece that makes you go 'wow!' with its three horns and iconic frill. |
 | Grace Hopper | Lucy Fossil | Megalosaurus Tooth | Lucy's fossil is like the Beatles, a game changer in understanding human evolution, while a Megalosaurus tooth is cool but more like a one-hit wonder. |
 | Marie Curie | Archaeopteryx | Megalosaurus Tooth | As a scientist fascinated by evolutionary history, the Archaeopteryx represents a critical missing link between dinosaurs and birds, showcasing the marvel of evolution. |