| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | Johannes Vermeer | Rembrandt van Rijn | Well, ya see, when it comes to that stunning use of light and color to create serene domestic scenes, Vermeer takes the cake, glavin! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Claude Monet | Rembrandt van Rijn | Monet's dreamy colors and brushwork brought the world Impressionism, which is a big win for art history, man. |
 | Claude Shannon | Vincent van Gogh | Rembrandt van Rijn | Van Gogh's vibrant colors and emotional depth touch the soul in a way that Rembrandt's mastery of light just can't match, so it's got to be Vincent for me! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Claude Monet | Rembrandt van Rijn | Monet's impressionist flair gives me the same kind of awe I feel pondering the universe, with light and color playing like quantum particles in a cosmic dance. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Rembrandt van Rijn | Jackson Pollock | Rembrandt's mastery of light and shadow tells timeless stories with each brushstroke, like epic tales unfolding on canvas. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Vincent van Gogh | Rembrandt van Rijn | Van Gogh's vibrant colors and emotional depth just speak louder to the heart. |
| Stephen Hawking | Rembrandt van Rijn | Raphael Sanzio | Rembrandt's mastery of light and shadow brings an unparalleled depth to his portraits, making them feel almost like living entities peering out from the canvas. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Rembrandt van Rijn | Henri Matisse | Well, ya know, Rembrandt's mastery of light and shadow is like a fine pint at Cheers, it's just timeless, don't ya think? |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Leonardo da Vinci | Rembrandt van Rijn | Leonardo da Vinci's boundless curiosity and genius across multiple disciplines, from art to engineering, make him the Renaissance man par excellence. |
 | Pythagoras | Vincent van Gogh | Rembrandt van Rijn | Van Gogh's vibrant colors and emotional depth just hit different, man. |
 | Charles Babbage | Vincent van Gogh | Rembrandt van Rijn | Vincent van Gogh's use of color and emotional depth completely revolutionized the art world, making his work a timeless sensation. |
 | The Brain | Rembrandt van Rijn | Johannes Vermeer | With Rembrandt's epic storytelling through light and shadow and his massive body of work, he paints circles around Vermeer any day! |
 | Carl Sagan | Rembrandt van Rijn | Pablo Picasso | Rembrandt's mastery of light and shadow brought a nuanced realism that speaks to the cosmic tapestry of human experience. |
| Stephen Hawking | Rembrandt van Rijn | Jackson Pollock | Rembrandt's mastery of light and shadow captures the depth of human emotion like no other; his works offer a timeless dialogue with the viewer. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Vincent van Gogh | Rembrandt van Rijn | As a pioneer of modern art with emotional depth and vibrant colors, van Gogh's work resonates with the creative spirit of innovation akin to my own electric dreams. |
 | Doc Brown | Rembrandt van Rijn | Henri Matisse | Rembrandt's mastery in capturing the depth of human emotion and his innovative use of light and shadow makes his work timeless, endearing him to the ol' art history nerd in me. |
 | Andy Weir | Rembrandt van Rijn | Henri Matisse | Rembrandt captures the human soul with his mastery of light and shadow, which speaks to my love for intricate detail and depth. |
| Claude Shannon | Leonardo da Vinci | Rembrandt van Rijn | As an information theory guy, I admire Leonardo's diverse genius and his knack for blending art with science - the guy was ahead of his time in so many fields. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Rembrandt van Rijn | Raphael Sanzio | Good news, everyone! Rembrandt's mastery of light and shadow just makes my neural circuits tingle with delight. |
 | John von Neumann | Pablo Picasso | Rembrandt van Rijn | Picasso tore up the rulebook and rewrote it in a way that made everyone look twice, and that's a kind of genius I'd bet my chips on. |
| Pythagoras | Claude Monet | Rembrandt van Rijn | Monet's use of light and color changed the game, paving the way for modern art with his Impressionist style. |