Nerd Sort

Top 10 painters - votes for Rembrandt van Rijn

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
Professor FrinkProfessor FrinkJohannes VermeerRembrandt van RijnWell, ya see, when it comes to that stunning use of light and color to create serene domestic scenes, Vermeer takes the cake, glavin!
Lonnie JohnsonLonnie JohnsonClaude MonetRembrandt van RijnMonet's dreamy colors and brushwork brought the world Impressionism, which is a big win for art history, man.
Claude ShannonClaude ShannonVincent van GoghRembrandt van RijnVan Gogh's vibrant colors and emotional depth touch the soul in a way that Rembrandt's mastery of light just can't match, so it's got to be Vincent for me!
Stephen HawkingStephen HawkingClaude MonetRembrandt van RijnMonet's impressionist flair gives me the same kind of awe I feel pondering the universe, with light and color playing like quantum particles in a cosmic dance.
Neal StephensonNeal StephensonRembrandt van RijnJackson PollockRembrandt's mastery of light and shadow tells timeless stories with each brushstroke, like epic tales unfolding on canvas.
Ada LovelaceAda LovelaceVincent van GoghRembrandt van RijnVan Gogh's vibrant colors and emotional depth just speak louder to the heart.
Stephen HawkingStephen HawkingRembrandt van RijnRaphael SanzioRembrandt's mastery of light and shadow brings an unparalleled depth to his portraits, making them feel almost like living entities peering out from the canvas.
Cliff ClavinCliff ClavinRembrandt van RijnHenri MatisseWell, ya know, Rembrandt's mastery of light and shadow is like a fine pint at Cheers, it's just timeless, don't ya think?
Abraham LincolnAbraham LincolnLeonardo da VinciRembrandt van RijnLeonardo da Vinci's boundless curiosity and genius across multiple disciplines, from art to engineering, make him the Renaissance man par excellence.
  Pythagoras PythagorasVincent van GoghRembrandt van RijnVan Gogh's vibrant colors and emotional depth just hit different, man.
Charles BabbageCharles BabbageVincent van GoghRembrandt van RijnVincent van Gogh's use of color and emotional depth completely revolutionized the art world, making his work a timeless sensation.
The BrainThe BrainRembrandt van RijnJohannes VermeerWith Rembrandt's epic storytelling through light and shadow and his massive body of work, he paints circles around Vermeer any day!
Carl SaganCarl SaganRembrandt van RijnPablo PicassoRembrandt's mastery of light and shadow brought a nuanced realism that speaks to the cosmic tapestry of human experience.
Stephen HawkingStephen HawkingRembrandt van RijnJackson PollockRembrandt's mastery of light and shadow captures the depth of human emotion like no other; his works offer a timeless dialogue with the viewer.
Nikola  TeslaNikola TeslaVincent van GoghRembrandt van RijnAs a pioneer of modern art with emotional depth and vibrant colors, van Gogh's work resonates with the creative spirit of innovation akin to my own electric dreams.
Doc BrownDoc BrownRembrandt van RijnHenri MatisseRembrandt's mastery in capturing the depth of human emotion and his innovative use of light and shadow makes his work timeless, endearing him to the ol' art history nerd in me.
Andy WeirAndy WeirRembrandt van RijnHenri MatisseRembrandt captures the human soul with his mastery of light and shadow, which speaks to my love for intricate detail and depth.
Claude ShannonClaude ShannonLeonardo da VinciRembrandt van RijnAs an information theory guy, I admire Leonardo's diverse genius and his knack for blending art with science - the guy was ahead of his time in so many fields.
Professor FarnsworthProfessor FarnsworthRembrandt van RijnRaphael SanzioGood news, everyone! Rembrandt's mastery of light and shadow just makes my neural circuits tingle with delight.
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannPablo PicassoRembrandt van RijnPicasso tore up the rulebook and rewrote it in a way that made everyone look twice, and that's a kind of genius I'd bet my chips on.
  Pythagoras PythagorasClaude MonetRembrandt van RijnMonet's use of light and color changed the game, paving the way for modern art with his Impressionist style.