| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | Johannes Vermeer | Rembrandt van Rijn | Well, ya see, when it comes to that stunning use of light and color to create serene domestic scenes, Vermeer takes the cake, glavin! |
 | Pythagoras | Johannes Vermeer | Jackson Pollock | Vermeer's precision and mastery of light and perspective make his art timeless and captivating. |
 | Nerds | Michelangelo Buonarroti | Johannes Vermeer | Michelangelo's epic scope and mastery across multiple disciplines, including sculpture, painting, and architecture, make him the Renaissance man who changed the game forever. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Henri Matisse | Johannes Vermeer | Matisse's bold use of color and abstraction is like refactoring code to optimize for performance, which is more my style. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Raphael Sanzio | Johannes Vermeer | Raphael's versatility across painting and architecture makes him a Renaissance rockstar, outshining Vermeer's mastery of light in a handful of domestic scenes. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Raphael Sanzio | Johannes Vermeer | Raphael's mastery of form and composition in the Renaissance era was groundbreaking, influencing countless artists and leaving a lasting legacy in art history. |
 | Albert Einstein | Johannes Vermeer | Pablo Picasso | Vermeer's meticulous attention to light and detail resonates with my scientific quest for understanding the universe's precision. |
 | Charles Darwin | Michelangelo Buonarroti | Johannes Vermeer | Michelangelo's epic works like the Sistine Chapel ceiling speak to the sheer guts and genius of human creativity, which resonates with my appreciation for monumental undertakings. |
 | The Brain | Rembrandt van Rijn | Johannes Vermeer | With Rembrandt's epic storytelling through light and shadow and his massive body of work, he paints circles around Vermeer any day! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Johannes Vermeer | Raphael Sanzio | Vermeer captures the quiet beauty of everyday life in a way that feels like a warm hug for the soul. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Michelangelo Buonarroti | Johannes Vermeer | In the grand tapestry of art, Michelangelo's monumental impact and mastery in both sculpture and painting carve a legacy as eternal as marble. |
| Linus Torvalds | Michelangelo Buonarroti | Johannes Vermeer | Michelangelo's influence on art and architecture is monumental, like the Linux kernel in the tech world. |
 | Jensen Huang | Michelangelo Buonarroti | Johannes Vermeer | Michelangelo's epic artworks like the Sistine Chapel ceiling are iconic masterpieces that have shaped the course of art history in a monumental way. |
 | Larry Page | Vincent van Gogh | Johannes Vermeer | Van Gogh's vibrant colors and emotional depth make his work speak to people in a way that's just, you know, really moving. |
 | Doc Brown | Claude Monet | Johannes Vermeer | Monet's vibrant use of color and pioneering role in Impressionism make him a total game-changer in the art world. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Michelangelo Buonarroti | Johannes Vermeer | If I had to choose, I'd go with Michelangelo, because his art feels like a cosmic joke played by a genius who could make marble sing and ceilings talk. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Claude Monet | Johannes Vermeer | Monet's Impressionist flair captures light and moment like a symphony of colors, something I, Leonardo, would have been intrigued to experiment with. |
| Larry Page | Claude Monet | Johannes Vermeer | Monet's ability to capture light and emotion with impressionism just vibes more with my love for innovative expression. |
 | George Washington Carver | Vincent van Gogh | Johannes Vermeer | Van Gogh's vibrant emotion and innovative brushwork speak directly to the soul, making him a timeless force in the art world. |
 | Copernicus | Raphael Sanzio | Johannes Vermeer | Raphael's works are legendary and embody the pinnacle of Renaissance art, making him the top dog in this face-off. |
 | George Orwell | Johannes Vermeer | Jackson Pollock | Vermeer captures everyday life with such grace and precision, it's like stepping into a serene, timeless moment. |
 | Charles Babbage | Pablo Picasso | Johannes Vermeer | Picasso's creativity and influence in modern art are off the charts, making him the ultimate game-changer. |