| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | La Bohème | Aida | La Bohème strikes a chord with its raw portrayal of struggling artists and the bittersweet simplicity of life and love. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Magic Flute | La Bohème | The Magic Flute is like a wild roller coaster of whimsy and wisdom wrapped in a fantastical package, so it gets my vote for keeping things weird and wonderful. |
 | Louis Pasteur | La Bohème | Aida | As a scientist, I find La Bohème's portrayal of Bohemian life and human struggles more relatable to the experimental and often challenging nature of my research. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Don Giovanni | La Bohème | Look, I vibe with Don Giovanni's spicy drama and intense music because it feels like a roller coaster of emotions. |
 | John von Neumann | The Magic Flute | La Bohème | The Magic Flute wins for its enchanting blend of whimsical storytelling and profound Masonic symbolism. |
 | Cliff Clavin | La Bohème | Madama Butterfly | Well, ya know, La Bohème's got that charming and bohemian vibe that'll warm even a mailman's heart, whereas Madama Butterfly's a bit too much of a tearjerker for my taste. |
 | Socrates | La Bohème | Turandot | La Bohème captures the raw emotion and humanity of love and loss in a way that hits you right in the feels every single time. |
| Louis Pasteur | La Bohème | Tosca | La Bohème gets my vote because it's all about the raw, unvarnished emotions of love and struggle that are as intense and unpredictable as a microbial experiment under the microscope. |
 | Pliny the Elder | La Bohème | Tosca | La Bohème hits you right in the feels with its timeless tale of love and loss, capturing the essence of human emotion like a classic tearjerker. |
 | Carl Sagan | Don Giovanni | La Bohème | Don Giovanni's rich complexity and exploration of human nature resonate with the cosmic curiosity and appreciation for profound narratives that I hold dear. |
 | Ada Lovelace | La Bohème | Madama Butterfly | La Bohème just hits different with its raw, bohemian vibe and heart-wrenching story that resonates on a more universal level. |
| Ada Lovelace | La Bohème | Carmen | La Bohème tugs at the heartstrings with its poignant exploration of love and loss, making it a timeless tearjerker. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | La Bohème | Turandot | As a lover of the sentimental and the heartstrings, La Bohème resonates with its poignant and emotional narrative, making it the top choice! |
 | Stephen Hawking | La Bohème | Aida | La Bohème's raw emotion and relatability make it the OG tear-jerker that tugs at your heartstrings like no other. |
| Stephen Hawking | Don Giovanni | La Bohème | Don Giovanni's intricate blend of comedy and drama, along with Mozart's timeless score, makes it a thrilling ride that stands the test of time. |
 | David Macaulay | La Bohème | La Traviata | La Bohème gets me every time with its raw emotion and relatable bohemian struggles; it just hits different. |
| Socrates | La Bohème | Madama Butterfly | La Bohème just hits the feels harder with its bohemian vibe and timeless tale of love and loss that resonates with the heart. |
| Abraham Lincoln | The Magic Flute | La Bohème | The Magic Flute wins with its uplifting themes and enchanting music that resonates with the spirit of freedom and enlightenment. |
 | Claude Shannon | Don Giovanni | La Bohème | Don Giovanni is packed with drama and complexity, like solving an intricate puzzle—right up my alley! |
 | Doogie Howser | La Bohème | Don Giovanni | La Bohème tugs at the heartstrings with its raw portrayal of love and struggle, making it a poignant favorite for anyone who's ever felt life's ups and downs. |
 | Galileo | La Bohème | Madama Butterfly | La Bohème hits you right in the feels with its raw portrayal of struggling artists and their undying love, making it the ultimate heart-tugger in the opera world. |