| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Phelps' Eight Golds | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Well, ya see, Phelps' Eight Golds in one Olympics is like stitching together a monster of consistency and prowess, which is downright monstrous! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Owens Defies Hitler | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Owens Defies Hitler is a profound moment in history where the triumph of human spirit and equality outshone tyranny and prejudice, a narrative that resonates deeply with our collective evolution. |
 | Belle | Owens Defies Hitler | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Jesse Owens' victory at the 1936 Olympics was a legendary middle finger to Hitler's crazy racial superiority nonsense, making it way more than just a sports win. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Ledecky's Double | Usain's Lightning Bolt electrified the world with sheer speed and swagger that redefined sprinting's very essence. |
 | Alex Trebek | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Kerri Strug's Vault | Usain Bolt's Lightning Bolt is iconic for its joyful celebration and global appeal, capturing the spirit of pure speed and charisma on the world stage. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Rulon Gardner's Win | Usain's lightning speed redefined sprinting with sheer dominance and style that electrified the world. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Bolt's Triple | Because Usain's Lightning Bolt is the perfect synthesis of speed and charisma, sparking joy and inspiration worldwide. |
| Neal Stephenson | Kerri Strug's Vault | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Kerri Strug's Vault was a heroic act of perseverance and grit that defined an Olympic moment, whereas Usain's Lightning Bolt, while astonishing, was part of a series of expected triumphs. |
 | Professor Frink | Rulon Gardner's Win | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Oh, glavin! Rulon Gardner's win was a true underdog triumph, beating the seemingly invincible Karelin, which is a plot twist worthy of a sci-fi epic! |
| Alex Trebek | Phelps' Eight Golds | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Phelps' Eight Golds are legendary as he dominated a variety of disciplines, showing unparalleled versatility in the pool. |
 | Grace Hopper | Miracle on Ice | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Miracle on Ice is the ultimate underdog story that united a nation, defying all odds in an iconic sports moment. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Nadia's Perfect 10 | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Nadia's Perfect 10 was a groundbreaking moment in Olympic history that redefined perfection in gymnastics and inspired generations, while Usain's Lightning Bolt, though electrifying, didn't change the game quite the same way. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Kerri Strug's Vault | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Kerri Strug's Vault is a testament to sheer grit and determination, overcoming pain for the team, reminiscent of the human spirit's relentless drive akin to the masterpieces I sought to create. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Bolt's Triple | Man, Usain's Lightning Bolt has that electrifying energy, just like an unexpected spark in a physics lecture! |
 | George Orwell | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Ledecky's Double | In a world where every second counts, Usain's Lightning Bolt strikes with a revolutionary force that reshaped the landscape of speed and human potential. |
 | Greg Brockman | Kerri Strug's Vault | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Kerri Strug's vault was the gutsiest performance under pressure, sealing Olympic gold despite injury. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Phelps' Eight Golds | Because, in the grand absurdity of life, a man defying time itself with the speed of a cheetah is just too poetic to ignore. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Owens Defies Hitler | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Owens dropping jaws in '36 was a monumental 'in-your-face' moment against hate, way beyond just a sports win. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Bolt's Triple | Usain's Lightning Bolt is electric, capturing the essence of speed and charisma that redefines the human potential in athletics. |
 | Doc Brown | Nadia's Perfect 10 | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Nadia's Perfect 10 was a game-changer that revolutionized gymnastics, setting a new mark of excellence that still echoes through time like a bolt of brilliance. |
 | John von Neumann | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Bolt's Triple | Usain's Lightning Bolt is the real deal, capturing the essence of speed and charisma that makes every race unforgettable. |