| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Phelps' Eight Golds | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Well, ya see, Phelps' Eight Golds in one Olympics is like stitching together a monster of consistency and prowess, which is downright monstrous! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Phelps' Eight Golds | Ledecky's Double | Phelps' eight golds in a single Olympics is a mind-blowing feat of endurance and versatility that's hard to beat, even with Ledecky's incredible dominance. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Phelps' Eight Golds | Kerri Strug's Vault | Phelps' Eight Golds are a testament to his unmatched endurance and versatility across multiple events, which is like dominating an entire field rather than a single, albeit epic, moment. |
 | Jensen Huang | Phelps' Eight Golds | Bolt's Triple | Man, Phelps' eight golds in a single Olympics is just an insane level of dominance across multiple swimming events, showing versatility and endurance that stands out in the sports world. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Phelps' Eight Golds | Bolt's Triple | As a man of inventions and relentless ambition, Phelps' eight golds show unparalleled versatility and domination across multiple events, like an inventor mastering numerous breakthroughs. |
 | Socrates | Miracle on Ice | Phelps' Eight Golds | Dude, Miracle on Ice was like the ultimate underdog story, beating the Soviet team was like taking down a giant with a slingshot! |
 | Doc Brown | Phelps' Eight Golds | Kerri Strug's Vault | Phelps' Eight Golds is like a marathon of awesomeness, showing relentless dominance over a whole event, while Strug's Vault was a moment of heroics but can't match the sustained excellence of Phelps. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Rulon Gardner's Win | Phelps' Eight Golds | Gardner's win was a stunning underdog story that shocked the wrestling world, showcasing the triumph of human spirit over seemingly invincible odds. |
 | Alex Trebek | Phelps' Eight Golds | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Phelps' Eight Golds are legendary as he dominated a variety of disciplines, showing unparalleled versatility in the pool. |
 | Professor Frink | Phelps' Eight Golds | Rulon Gardner's Win | Phelps' eight golds are like, whoa, a quantum leap in Olympic swimming dominance, glayvin! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Cathy Freeman's Victory | Phelps' Eight Golds | Cathy Freeman's win symbolized unity and hope for a nation, transcending sport with immense cultural impact. |
| Socrates | Phelps' Eight Golds | Kerri Strug's Vault | I mean, eight golds in one Olympics is just mind-blowing, like, that's legendary domination. |
 | Doogie Howser | Cathy Freeman's Victory | Phelps' Eight Golds | Cathy Freeman's win was iconic for its symbolism and the pressure she carried as a national hero representing reconciliation. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Cathy Freeman's Victory | Phelps' Eight Golds | Cathy Freeman's victory was a powerful moment that transcended sports, symbolizing hope and unity for Australia and Indigenous peoples worldwide. |
| Steve Wozniak | Phelps' Eight Golds | Kerri Strug's Vault | Phelps' Eight Golds is a mind-blowing feat of endurance and versatility that pushed the boundaries of what we thought was humanly possible in swimming. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Rulon Gardner's Win | Phelps' Eight Golds | Well, ya gotta hand it to Rulon Gardner, buddy; beatin' the unbeatable Russian in wrestling is like a mailman outsmarting a dog – a true underdog story! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Phelps' Eight Golds | Because, in the grand absurdity of life, a man defying time itself with the speed of a cheetah is just too poetic to ignore. |
| Doc Brown | Cathy Freeman's Victory | Phelps' Eight Golds | In the moment, Cathy Freeman's victory was electric, uniting a nation and transcending sport with its cultural significance. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Phelps' Eight Golds | Bolt's Triple | Phelps' eight golds in a single Olympics is a monumental feat of endurance and versatility across multiple swimming disciplines, outshining Bolt's domination in sprinting. |