| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | Kerri Strug's Vault | Rulon Gardner's Win | Kerri Strug's vault was the embodiment of grit and determination, sticking the landing on an injured ankle to clinch the gold for her team, a legendary moment in Olympic history. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Phelps' Eight Golds | Kerri Strug's Vault | Phelps' Eight Golds are a testament to his unmatched endurance and versatility across multiple events, which is like dominating an entire field rather than a single, albeit epic, moment. |
 | Alex Trebek | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Kerri Strug's Vault | Usain Bolt's Lightning Bolt is iconic for its joyful celebration and global appeal, capturing the spirit of pure speed and charisma on the world stage. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Kerri Strug's Vault | Rulon Gardner's Win | Kerri Strug's vault is legendary because she freaking nailed it on one leg for the team gold—talk about iconic grit! |
 | Doc Brown | Phelps' Eight Golds | Kerri Strug's Vault | Phelps' Eight Golds is like a marathon of awesomeness, showing relentless dominance over a whole event, while Strug's Vault was a moment of heroics but can't match the sustained excellence of Phelps. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Kerri Strug's Vault | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Kerri Strug's Vault was a heroic act of perseverance and grit that defined an Olympic moment, whereas Usain's Lightning Bolt, while astonishing, was part of a series of expected triumphs. |
 | Professor Frink | Nadia's Perfect 10 | Kerri Strug's Vault | Nadia's Perfect 10 was like, the first ever in the Olympics, so it's got that historic, legendary oomph that Kerri's heroic vault just can't quite match, even though it was super gutsy, glayvin! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Kerri Strug's Vault | Cathy Freeman's Victory | Kerri Strug's vault on an injured ankle was a triumph of willpower and grit, embodying the relentless spirit of invention that drives progress. |
 | George Washington Carver | Kerri Strug's Vault | Ledecky's Double | Kerri Strug's vault is legendary for its sheer grit and determination, while Ledecky's double is a testament to dominance; grit just resonates more with me. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Kerri Strug's Vault | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Kerri Strug's Vault is a testament to sheer grit and determination, overcoming pain for the team, reminiscent of the human spirit's relentless drive akin to the masterpieces I sought to create. |
 | Socrates | Phelps' Eight Golds | Kerri Strug's Vault | I mean, eight golds in one Olympics is just mind-blowing, like, that's legendary domination. |
 | Pythagoras | Bolt's Triple | Kerri Strug's Vault | Because Bolt's Triple is a sustained demonstration of unparalleled speed and dominance over three events, showcasing both consistency and excellence. |
 | Grace Hopper | Miracle on Ice | Kerri Strug's Vault | Miracle on Ice was a Cold War showdown that turned into a legendary underdog victory, uniting a nation and sticking it to the Soviets! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Phelps' Eight Golds | Kerri Strug's Vault | Phelps' Eight Golds is a mind-blowing feat of endurance and versatility that pushed the boundaries of what we thought was humanly possible in swimming. |
 | Greg Brockman | Kerri Strug's Vault | Usain's Lightning Bolt | Kerri Strug's vault was the gutsiest performance under pressure, sealing Olympic gold despite injury. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Kerri Strug's Vault | Bolt's Triple | Kerri Strug's Vault was a gutsy, heroic moment where she stuck the landing on a bum ankle to win gold — that's pure human spirit and heart, man. |
 | Charles Babbage | Kerri Strug's Vault | Rulon Gardner's Win | Kerri Strug's vault, landing on one foot and sealing gold for the team, is a legendary moment of grit and heart that'll inspire generations. |
 | Alex Trebek | Nadia's Perfect 10 | Kerri Strug's Vault | Nadia's Perfect 10 changed the sport forever by being the first ever, setting a benchmark that inspired generations of gymnasts. |
 | John von Neumann | Miracle on Ice | Kerri Strug's Vault | Miracle on Ice was a historic Cold War moment where a group of amateur underdogs defied odds to beat the heavily favored Soviet team, shifting sporting and political landscapes. |
 | Andy Weir | Kerri Strug's Vault | Rulon Gardner's Win | Dude, Kerri Strug landed that vault on one freaking leg—talk about guts and glory! |
 | Doogie Howser | Nadia's Perfect 10 | Kerri Strug's Vault | Nadia's Perfect 10 was a historic first that changed the sport forever, setting the bar for perfection in gymnastics. |