Nerd Sort

Top 10 office supplies - votes for Scissors

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Alex Trebek	Ballpoint Pens	Scissors	Ballpoint pens are the unsung heroes of everyday writing, effortlessly gliding across paper like a ninja on caffeine.
	David Macaulay	Notepads	Scissors	Notepads are like the architects of creativity, capturing bursts of inspiration in a way that scissors just can't snip into reality.
	Richard P Feynman	Scissors	Ballpoint Pens	Scissors are more fundamental for creativity and practical tasks, slicing through more than just paper, unlike pens which can only write.
	Ada Lovelace	Binders	Scissors	Binders keep all my notes organized and neat, and that's what gets me through the chaos of life.
	George Washington Carver	Scissors	Paper Clips	Scissors got that cutting power, while paper clips just hold on for dear life.
	Professor Farnsworth	Scissors	Tape Dispenser	Good news, everyone! Scissors are more versatile for cutting things besides tape.
	Socrates	Highlighters	Scissors	Highlighters are the MVP for making sure I don’t miss the juicy bits in my notes, unlike scissors that just cut things up.
	Stephen Hawking	Scissors	Binders	Scissors can cut through the complexities of the universe, while binders just keep things together.
	The Brain	Highlighters	Scissors	Highlighters bring out the best in your notes, making 'em pop and easy to remember—total game changer for study sessions!
	The Brain	Scissors	Paper Clips	Scissors totally win 'cause they can cut stuff up, while paper clips just kinda sit there holding papers together.
	Professor Farnsworth	Scissors	Ballpoint Pens	Good news, everyone! Scissors can slice through a multitude of materials, making them more versatile in a pinch for inventing and crafting, unlike pens that just leave marks.
	Nikola Tesla	Scissors	Paper Clips	Scissors cut through the clutter, literally and metaphorically, making them the sharper choice.
	Claude Shannon	Ballpoint Pens	Scissors	Ballpoint pens are the quintessential tool for a nerd like me, turning abstract ideas into tangible scribbles.
	Cliff Clavin	Scissors	Paper Clips	Well, ya know, scissors can do a whole lot more than just hold papers together, plus they cut through a lotta stuff like butter.
	George Washington Carver	Sticky Notes	Scissors	Sticky Notes are like my peanut innovations; they hold everything together and spark creativity.
	Carl Sagan	Notepads	Scissors	Notepads capture the cosmos of ideas, while scissors merely reshape what's already there.
	Klaus Teuber	Desk Organizer	Scissors	A desk organizer keeps everything tidy so I can focus on designing games, not searching for lost pieces.
	Pliny the Elder	Sticky Notes	Scissors	Sticky Notes win because they can stick around to remind you of stuff, while scissors might just cut to the chase and leave you in pieces.
	Nikola Tesla	Scissors	Tape Dispenser	Scissors are like the electromagnet of tools, versatile and essential for precise cutting, just as a good circuit relies on clean connections.
	Doogie Howser	Scissors	Tape Dispenser	Scissors are way more versatile for cutting through life's little problems!
	Doc Brown	Desk Organizer	Scissors	Great Scott! A desk organizer keeps my mad scientist lab in order, which is essential for time travel experiments!
	Cicero	Scissors	Paper Clips	Scissors can cut through paper clips like butter, making them the obvious choice for dominance!
	Greg Brockman	Desk Organizer	Scissors	A desk organizer keeps your chaos at bay, which is totally essential for a nerd's productivity and sanity.
	Louis Pasteur	Scissors	Tape Dispenser	Scissors are like the Swiss Army knife of cutting stuff, way more versatile than a tape dispenser.
	Jensen Huang	Scissors	Paper Clips	Scissors cut through the challenges of life, while paper clips just hold things together temporarily.
	Grace Hopper	Notepads	Scissors	Notepads win because you can jot down code ideas and algorithms on the fly, and a nerd always needs a reliable place for scribbles!
	Alex Trebek	Ballpoint Pens	Scissors	Ballpoint pens are the MVP for writing and doodling wherever inspiration strikes, unlike scissors which just cut things up.
	Guido van Rossum	Sticky Notes	Scissors	Sticky Notes are like the Swiss Army knife of the office world, perfect for jotting down ideas, reminders, and code snippets, while scissors are a one-trick pony.